Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 01, 2012

Yes, it must be true.

I could deal with that Heaven….Sign me up!

… or politicians … or lawyers …

Heaven or a seat by the fire, depending on your POV

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah. Please tell me there are no Wentworth ads either.

or politician campaign ads.

Heaven is not a democracy.

To paraphrase Sartre, Hell is Other…Politicians.

Don’t see much of anything else, either, for that matter. Boring!

It could also be Vermont!

No Baseball field or sign saying " Welcome to Iowa"

OW! The hairy basso, the scary soprano, and now YOU? I thought we were getting to be friends. It actually amazes me that people fall for these 50 cents or less on the dollar scams (is it libel if I don’t name names?) It’s their business and their choice. People aren’t the brightest of God’s critters, despite their inflated opinion of themselves. And I are one.

Hey Dogsniff… what’s with the ‘spammer stamp’ on bananarrhea?

We happily accepted ‘the lovely beviek’ [sic] alerting us to Sixy’s spectacular turn on stage… what gives? Care to elucidate?

Except for the like minded people it would attract. Heaven would be the perfect place. I approve this message.

One way – My way..!

Works for me.

All the campaign signs [and most of the people involved] are located far, far to the south.

“This MUST be Heaven: Obama’s not here!

@masterskrain – I’ve long thought that campaigns should be fined for any signs still up one week after the polls have closed.

Happy 12th Anniversary “Non Sequitur”!!! Long may your wit, wisdom, sarcasm & satire live on!!! We need your voice to keep us sane.

or Republicans

And J. G. Wentworth needs your cash, too.

AMEN!

It’s MY money and I want it NOW.

BEST of the BEST!

No debates either…..

Well, OK, then, Happy Twentieth Anniversary……underwriter..I knew that, but I thought I was the only one who knew that…Those southern religious types are gonna be surprised, I tell you what!

That’s because the Politicians all go to someplace much, much WARMER!

This Heaven place must be quite eerie, everyone looks like yourself or your mate.

I thought that I had been reading you for more than 12 years.Congratulations on 20 good ones, and Happy Anniversary!

Congratulation on doing this for 25 years and Happy Anniversary!

“Faith doesn’t change fact — whatever that is”…a statement that atheists and the religious alike can agree on. True wisdom, sir..Two more thoughts. First, there are bad days when pure oblivion — forgetting and being forgotten — doesn’t really sound so bad…. Then again, the best advice about all of this is in the Book of Ecclesiastes, which boils down to: “Don’t make yourself crazy with questions you can’t possibly know the answer to — just enjoy what each day brings, and do your honest best in it.”

It’s February 1, 2012 – the political campaign is going to stretch on for a full nine months. How long can you stand it? I’m sensing a theme shaping up in Wiley’s cartoons.

This makes the 90th Death Cartoon in The Family Plot Blog collection!http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

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That’s quite alright… I realize you have a big fan base to address since your recent exile and return…

I’m not that familiar with all of the ‘practices’ of the ‘territory’ yet, as I only started to view the comics online after GoComics started the ‘Pro’ accounts and made all the changes, so I do appreciate the snippets from the regulars… helps to learn the established protocols to avoid ‘treading on toes’.

I had absolutely no problem with beviek promoting our support for Six… quite the contrary… it warmed my heart to witness the bonds that have been formed between the visitors to this site.

As to whether I have any more questions… you can betcha I do… but I don’t wish to either hog the column, or fry your brain… so I’ll pace my curiosity accordingly!

Catch you on the flipside!

Likewise Doggie, I’m sure you would have Beviek’s back if she ever did a strip. Wait that didn’t sound right. Well you know what I meant.

P.S. Forget to say thanks for taking the time to respond so fully!

Without campaign signs, how do dead of Chicago know they’re supposed to vote Daley?

Everyone thinks all there is to do in heaven is sit on a cloud and play a harp. LOOK IN THE BIBLE! nowhere does it say anything like that!

We’re giving away Waggin’ Tales on the Red and Rover page. You don’t have to “like” us on Facebook to win it.Winning prizes is just one of the benefits of “liking” us on Facebook, or following us on Twitter.

wait..is that Homer I see in the distance?

dogsniff, The Moderators step in on occasion, sometimes for good purposes, sometimes to warn posters that things are getting out of hand and to “knock it off”, and sometimes to explain technical difficulties.

Twain’s story of Captain Stormfield going to Heaven has utterly ruined the “traditional” idea of Heaven for me.

And speaking of signs… I think it was Wyoming. I crossed the whole state without ever once being out of sight of a billboard advertising “Little America”, the only place I have ever been that made inedible scrambled eggs. Rancid grease early in the morning, stomach knots all day.

Really corny

Now THAT would be heaven…

Behold, the days are comingI will put My law in their minds, and write it on their hearts; and I will be their God, and they shall be My people. No more shall every man teach his neighbor, and every man his brother, saying, “Know the Lord,” for they all shall know Me, from the least of them to the greatest of them,’ says the Lord(Jeremiah 31:31-34).

I dunno. Certain sects who aren’t content to stick with Jesus as their leader/mediator have elections every time their temp dude croaks. Their debates must get pretty heated, too. You can always tell one’s about over when they blow their stacks & smoke comes out.