The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2012

LOve the framed $ on her desk.

polar opposites.

Just switch positions :D

Marian just needs to point out the proper adjustment of the pluses and minuses of their relationship and they’ll be inseparable.

Therapy that would be both fun and practical, while exercising the natural magnetic push and pull: ♋

I like the certificate "Marry & Divorce “Em”

Counselor is obviously biased; they should find someone with a less polarized attitude who can teach them how to stick together.

It might take a “bar” magnet to straighten these two out. Mornin’!

I like the name on her diploma.

This strip is repulsive.

Maybe she should try a different field.

Maybe their problem is that they’ve become too much alike.

Opposites do attract, which must explain how my wife has tolerated me for over 32 years.

I knew Marian D. Vorsim,I worked with Marian D. Vorsim,I have to say, counselor, you’re no Marian D. Vorsim

It’s a shame they’re no longer drawn to one another. Guess they’ve lost that animal magnetism

Maybe some iron supplements in their diet?

I think they’re both suffering from bipolar disorder.

And they’re obviously not polar opposites.

Her sister Helen is an insurance agent – Helen Highwater

He was a pick-up artist but she couldn’t follow his lead . . . ☻

She felt his moral compass was skewed.

One of them should turn around.

Read the counselor’s name out loud. It’s funny.

Her office is next door to Dewey, Cheatum & Howe Attorneys.

Crap, GatoCAt beat me to the prior post.Okay a new new one:“He’s always so Negative and I try to be Positive.”

Or, He’s been diagnosed with a Dipoler disorder and I’m Monopolistic so we just can get together.Okay, I’m done.

Outside of cartoons, I have never seen the classic horseshoe, red and white magnet.

ha ha ha…….magnets

Turn around and do it backwards. Wait… did that sound dirty? ;-)

“I’m all out of luck,I’m lost without you.”

Apparently fluxing is not an issue, although they are poles apart.