“A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! "
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb: undetermined number
1 to pray to have the light restored1 to blame liberals for darkness even though old bulb bought under previous administration1 to bash gays and Jews gratituously1 to cut taxes on overseas light bulb supplier1 to go online and buy cheapest bulb and not pay sales tax1 to hire illegal alien to do work1 to hire spin doctor to cover up the deal 1 to declare mission accomplished even though new bulb doesn’t work1 to blame liberals again for darkness
zero over 12 years ago
…albeit matchless. . ..
rocketscientist over 12 years ago
“A day may come…” I immediately thought of this:
“A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! "
The Hammer Premium Member over 12 years ago
“The Dark Side of the Horse” has no match!
Ermine Notyours over 12 years ago
How many cavemen it take to screw in light bulb?What light bulb?
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Three, one to do it and two to share the experience.
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your (Bleep)ing business!
How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Four, you got a PROBLEM with that?!
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
How many cave persons does it take to start a fire?.Four, One to light it, and three just standing around telling him how he’s doing it wrong.
DamnHappyChappy over 12 years ago
It was 5 irishmen. 1 to hold the bulb and the other 4 to turn the room around.
paulakakin over 12 years ago
I’ve been waiting for the Aragorn comment to show up!
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb: undetermined number
1 to pray to have the light restored1 to blame liberals for darkness even though old bulb bought under previous administration1 to bash gays and Jews gratituously1 to cut taxes on overseas light bulb supplier1 to go online and buy cheapest bulb and not pay sales tax1 to hire illegal alien to do work1 to hire spin doctor to cover up the deal 1 to declare mission accomplished even though new bulb doesn’t work1 to blame liberals again for darkness
Chewiek9 over 12 years ago
How many of anything does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two – but the hard part’s getting them into the bulb. . .
samuli creator over 12 years ago
DSotH 2/10 will be updated a little later today… sorry for the delay.
Joseph comicinthestrip 4 months ago
He met his match.