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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 17, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "Gunther, girls don't want a guy to be a smooth, slick Don Juan" Gunther: They don't?" Luann: "No! What we want is simple, honest, heartfelt affection. A sweet word, a tender touch, a spontaneous kiss..." Gunther: "Wait. Let me get this down. Sweet, what was it? Touch?" Luann: "Word. But, see, this is the opposite of what I'm saying -" Gunther: "Spontaneous kiss." I'll have to practice that one..."
FatTonyBalducci almost 13 years ago
Bring back Toni Daytona!!!
braxtonrob almost 13 years ago
Heās hopeless.
braxtonrob almost 13 years ago
Bring back Toni!
Airman almost 13 years ago
Get ready, Luannā¦ā¦..here it comes.
Airman almost 13 years ago
And if Gunther does kiss her, who walks inā¦Quill or Rosa?
skywatcher2 almost 13 years ago
Recommendation that Luann tell Rosa to every time she sees Gunther give him a sloppy wet kiss, and them walk away. After several times of that he will get use to it and learn how to return it. Or else she will give up, and tell him to take a hike.
cdjockey almost 13 years ago
I donāt think heās gonna kiss her, I think sheās gonna kiss him, to ādemonstrate her theoryā ā THEN Rosaās gonna walk in, and itāll all break loose.
maxmike almost 13 years ago
To quote a famous man long ago, āA kiss should be spontaneousā like a heart attack.ā
ZacBSM almost 13 years ago
Hope todayās strip will be the last of Gunther we will see in a while. I am so ready to move on to the next arc.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Methinks the irony of the third panel is going to go right over the top of most commentators heads today.Yesterday we had it cleared up once and for all that Gunther is not gay (and it being related to being a seamster with a single doting mother is an invalid stereotype), yet that was the exact opposite of what most posters understood.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Cāmon, Gunther. Time to loosen up, set aside the notes, and get some real-life practice with Luann. Then, go find Rosa and demonstrate your newly acquired boldnessā¦.
dunner99rok almost 13 years ago
Someoneās been watching āBack to the Futureā rerunsā¦
chicken 33 almost 13 years ago
I vote for a sweet touch in a sweet spot.
Airman almost 13 years ago
Luannās body language is aggressive in the 1st panel, but in the 3rd panel her eyes are half shut, and her arms are down. Sheās wide open for a sudden āpractice kissā from Gunther.
Sportymonk almost 13 years ago
The worse thing he can do is give Rosa a āspontaneous kissā and when Rosa asks whats happened to him, he says, āIāve been talking to Luann.ā That would really kill it.
Phosphoros almost 13 years ago
We should remember this is high school, and they have little real experience with affection. Still, for Peteās sake Guntherā¦ practice a touch of the hand with Lu at least!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I hope Luann tells Gunther that Rosa is the one to practice with.
VirginiaCityLady almost 13 years ago
Canāt wait until their first dateā¦.I remember mine! Well, todayās kids date a whole different way. But it was my first hug.
Gokie5 almost 13 years ago
āHow does Gunther defy the laws of Cartesian geometry with that shirtās stripes???āHeās a comic-strip character.
Gokie5 almost 13 years ago
āBut I am also wondering if he has some kind of disability, like high functioning, very mild aspergerās syndrome.āBeing the grandmother of one of those, Iād say that itās hightly likely.
nanatara almost 13 years ago
I know some 50+ year old men who donāt get spontaneous kiss!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
Get ready for some monkey biznessā¦
JimT8 almost 13 years ago
To all those who want the strip their own way: the cartoonist jules Feiffer, who has written books of cartoons for children, gave a presentation at a midwestern university a few years ago, and invited several children to try their hands at drawing, on a blackboard. When he asked for questions, one young person asked, "Will you invite children to help you with your next book, he said, āNO! WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN BOOK!ā Please take note.
da11a5 almost 13 years ago
practice on Luann!
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He will never kiss her, and in 30 years they will become facebook friends and he will be drunk and post that he always wanted to kiss her and she will say, I wish you did too, and they will ponder the
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
i been grumping about the leave-it-to-beaver lame threads for weeks now. letās go back to the folks that are getting some.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
ā¦missed opportunity and have very little regrets because they both have nice families and oh wellā¦
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
Gunther is Gunther. Donāt take notes. You know what you want to do. Just do it. Right now your future looks bleak. You know Rosa wonāt wait forever.
Chuck373 almost 13 years ago
You were able to explain to Luann that Quill was attracted to Luann because physical beauty was not thye only item on his āgirlfriend" list. Canāt you see that Rosa is much the same?
colcam almost 13 years ago
This would be a great time for Luann to attempt to show Gunther what he should do and then realize sheās the one who hasnāt been paying attentionā and have to sit on the sidelines and watch Rosa, envying every second.
ridenslide65 almost 13 years ago
BORRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGG
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Poor Gunther!
doverdan almost 13 years ago
Rehash of the rehash of the rehash.
Pickles 5202 almost 13 years ago
go on kiss her!!!!iām dying for someone else to come on the strip!!
Airman almost 13 years ago
Theyāre friends. Practice a little confidence building with each other. A "scrimmageā before the big game.
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
Right, a KISSā¦ Keep It Simple, Stupid!!
tegm almost 13 years ago
Not all girls want the same thingā¦
Isaac Chen over 6 years ago
Be spontaneous, but always get affirmative consent first, just to be safe.
Schadenfreude about 5 years ago
See girls say they want this and then go straight for the .5 GPA vaping, juvie drug dealer named D Ferguson just bc heās kinda tall and has a perm