Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2012
Transcript:
Stephan: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Writing a letter to the paper asking that they remove the comic strip 'Blondie'. Stephan: 'Blondie'? What's wrong with 'Blondie'? Rat: Look at her. Stephan: What?...It's Blondie. Rat: Look at her right hand. Stephan: I don't- Rat: SHE'S FLASHING GANG SIGNS!! Stephan: They should remove YOU from the paper. Rat: Yo, Blondie! KIDS read this section!!
patatomonsta almost 13 years ago
lol
margueritem almost 13 years ago
It’s all in the mind of the beholder.
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
Woul’ve been awkward if Blondie were doing the Vulcan salute; Rat’d suspect she being a Trekkie.
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Stephan, you could remove him very easily.
zero almost 13 years ago
I suddenly feel like I want a really really huge sandwich…
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
If you are looking at Blondies hands … You might be gay.
thisisretarded almost 13 years ago
It wasn’t a gang sign in the 1920’s. You know, when Blondie was relevant and funny. Seriously, it’s time to retire any cartoon over fifty years old.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Rat is an hysterical hypocrite. Of course, the City of Chicago just recently had a huge controversy along these lines….
Wallaby almost 13 years ago
I agree with Rat. “Blondie” should have been removed from papers AGES ago.
JoanHelen almost 13 years ago
Some of us like Blondie! My husband can identify with some of Dagwood’s antics. It’s easy enough not to read a comic if you don’t like it. Just this morning we both had a good laugh at Dagwood. And the strip has kept up to date with modern trends.
sherpafree almost 13 years ago
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It doesn’t have to be a real gang symbol.
Today’s strip is a satire of the stupid real-life controversy mentioned by Sisyphos….
A 15-year-old kid won the annual contest to design the City of Chicago parking sticker, but a week later his design was tossed out after some people thought the hands he drew might be flashing gang signals.
He and his art teacher both say they’re not…but the city clerk says it’s the perception that counts and not the intent.The kid is heartbroken …. and the runner up withdrew her design because of all the attention.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
btw — funny link Sisyphos, thanks — but it goes to another satire… so I explained the background.
Coulda just posted THIS LINK, I s’pose.
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
looks like all those cans of beer rat has consumed have finally caught up with him.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Who knew Blondie was gangsta?
rolleg almost 13 years ago
There must be something wrong with the constellations when Rat spouts something politically correct.
fmasroor almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of that article where the kid won some drawing contest but lost because of some ‘gang signs’.
99gagtx almost 13 years ago
I never noticed it before, Blondie’s fingers are always positioned like that. Weird.
99gagtx almost 13 years ago
I could be wrong. But I think it’s the sign for “west side” or “west coast” or something like that.
papabear almost 13 years ago
Oh, MAN… She’s got CLEAVAGE… what would David Letterman say? “She’s got that ‘slutty stewardess cleavage’!” I’m SOOO glad we don’t live in a double-standard world, koff, koff, hack.
jessegooddoggy almost 13 years ago
Blondie is sooooo classic. And only Rat would recognize gang signs.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
The ‘sign’ was intended for the comic strip next to hers entitled “Our gang”.
Marc Schiffres almost 13 years ago
She also only has 4 fingers.
Hoodude almost 13 years ago
Blondie’s nighties..legendary..ps,we used to get three papers that all ran comics,now we get none
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Ohhhhh Rat, Stephen is right in the last panel.
LOL LOL xxx
lakita_lover almost 13 years ago
I guess that means Kelly dolls (Barbie’s youngest sister) are also flashing gang signs. They have their fingers stuck together like that too.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’ve got no problem with “Blondie.” It’s well drawn, about as funny (or unfunny) on a regular basis as most of the rest of the strips on the page, and Dagwood is a character for the ages. Besides, it has broad appeal; it’s popular all around the world, because it deals with universal issues: work, food, family.
Those who complain that the so-called “dinosaur” strips are keeping newer stuff out of the papers have a point, but they don’t keep better strips off the comics pages. The good ones will find their way in. Besides, you who are complaining about them here are reading your comic strips (at least some of them) online. You can easily choose to read the strips you like, and avoid the ones you don’t, with no worries about how many will “fit” into your computer every day.
edonline almost 13 years ago
Keep in mind that Blondie was originally a flapper girl who spent her days in dance halls before she settled down with Dagwood, so she might have kept company with the wrong crowds.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Dagwood is the head of a little-known gang: The One-Button Shirts.
cdward almost 13 years ago
You have to admit, for being an 82 year old comic strip character, Blondie looks pretty good.
OaktownDiva510 almost 13 years ago
California Love! West Coast! Who knew Blondie was a Tupac and Dr. Dre fan!
starlilies almost 13 years ago
LOL! Didn’t see that one coming!
samfran6-0 almost 13 years ago
they should have retired blondie when they celebrated their fiftieth anniversary. or at least make her and dagwood older,and have grand children.
beerhunter12 almost 13 years ago
WESTSIDE!
thenerdyone almost 13 years ago
she killed 2pac
m.l. over 12 years ago
The Pro from Dover over 1 year ago
You won’t feel that way when you’re over 50 years old
elvira.alejandro 7 months ago
Four fingers, like Yakuza. I know clearly what are you trying to mean.