Pear: She's just an old girlfriend. Don't ask me to compare you two...
It’s a bad idea at any time, even if it isn’t apples to oranges.
Orange you glad you left her?
She just rolled away.
Aw, c’mon, Honeygold, you know you’re the apple of my eye.
She’s just a little tart! I found her a-peelin’ one day, and I had to look — but she’s already gone to seed now.
Don’t you remember that I picked you the moment I saw you?
We’ve been hanging together ever since, haven’t we?
Aw….are you blushing? You’re so sweet!
He loved your navel, but this new girl is a real pip!!
You know, I don’t think this guy’s very picky. He’ll pear up with anyone.
Please s pear us
She’s very a-peel-ing.
^ So the old girlfriend has a certain zest….
By the looks of her eyes, I would guess she’s a crab apple.
all fruity, yes, but no nuts.
She looks like “Tammy Tangerine” from ATHF . . .
I have a feeling that things are about to go pear-shaped.
The apple of any mans’ eye is the cutest peach with the biggest pear……………..
Aw, Number Six…Undeserved, but THANK YOU!!
Besides you look way better when I’m around. Now you have a nice pear.
September 06, 2014
margueritem over 12 years ago
It’s a bad idea at any time, even if it isn’t apples to oranges.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Orange you glad you left her?
Superfrog over 12 years ago
She just rolled away.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Aw, c’mon, Honeygold, you know you’re the apple of my eye.
She’s just a little tart! I found her a-peelin’ one day, and I had to look — but she’s already gone to seed now.
Don’t you remember that I picked you the moment I saw you?
We’ve been hanging together ever since, haven’t we?
Aw….are you blushing? You’re so sweet!
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
He loved your navel, but this new girl is a real pip!!
Arianne over 12 years ago
You know, I don’t think this guy’s very picky. He’ll pear up with anyone.
James Slaugh Premium Member over 12 years ago
Please s pear us
gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago
She’s very a-peel-ing.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
^ So the old girlfriend has a certain zest….
ke4jhj over 12 years ago
By the looks of her eyes, I would guess she’s a crab apple.
lancemay over 12 years ago
all fruity, yes, but no nuts.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago
She looks like “Tammy Tangerine” from ATHF . . .
bmonk over 12 years ago
I have a feeling that things are about to go pear-shaped.
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
The apple of any mans’ eye is the cutest peach with the biggest pear……………..
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Aw, Number Six…Undeserved, but THANK YOU!!
Jeff0811 over 12 years ago
Besides you look way better when I’m around. Now you have a nice pear.