Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    It’s a bad idea at any time, even if it isn’t apples to oranges.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    Orange you glad you left her?

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    Superfrog  over 12 years ago

    She just rolled away.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Aw, c’mon, Honeygold, you know you’re the apple of my eye.

    She’s just a little tart! I found her a-peelin’ one day, and I had to look — but she’s already gone to seed now.

    Don’t you remember that I picked you the moment I saw you?

    We’ve been hanging together ever since, haven’t we?

    Aw….are you blushing? You’re so sweet!

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    He loved your navel, but this new girl is a real pip!!

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    You know, I don’t think this guy’s very picky. He’ll pear up with anyone.

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    James Slaugh Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Please s pear us

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    gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She’s very a-peel-ing.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    ^ So the old girlfriend has a certain zest….

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    ke4jhj  over 12 years ago

    By the looks of her eyes, I would guess she’s a crab apple.

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    lancemay  over 12 years ago

    all fruity, yes, but no nuts.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She looks like “Tammy Tangerine” from ATHF . . .

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    I have a feeling that things are about to go pear-shaped.

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    Yukoneric  over 12 years ago

    The apple of any mans’ eye is the cutest peach with the biggest pear……………..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Aw, Number Six…Undeserved, but THANK YOU!!

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    Jeff0811  over 12 years ago

    Besides you look way better when I’m around. Now you have a nice pear.

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