Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 19, 2012

Wham! Bam! Thank you, Pam!

Right now I’m writing from Kepler-22b.It may seem like I’m sitting at home in front of my computer next to the kitchen, but I assure, you I am not.

BigG — sorry, impossible — Cliff already ate all the Ding Dongs.

Meanwhile, Cliff hasn’t left the ship, or even looked out the windows…. but I bet he’s seeing stars…

They may call it a break room… but he shouldn’t count on catching a break.

Pay no attention to the pam behind the curtain.

Looks like this is going to be a Cliff hanger.

When goofing off you need to use Voice Only communications, or, even better, Text Only.Visual backgrounds and, if you’re not careful, audible backgrounds can give away your true location.Even Captain Kirk understood that.

Attention staff: Clean-up crew to the breakroom. Bring mops and tar paper towels . . . And Pam is asking for feathers, too. . . . Cliff was FULL of tar . . . . ☻

Hey, he got Pam alone in the break room, so it aint all bad.

Spam, spam! Wonderful spam!

Unfortunately for Cliff, Pam was able to use one of the vending machines to purchase a can of whoop ass.

Dr. Mel, these comics are great. But I think we need an epic crossover the likes we haven’t seen since the Wizard of Oz/Lord of the Rings spoof. With The Hobbit coming out shortly, think about it. Thanks, from one of your biggest fans.

Thanks, Dog. I haven’t been posting much due to a case of chronic laziness that would make Andy Capp proud.