Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 08, 2012

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    Superfrog  over 12 years ago

    Isn’t he your twin brother?

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    somebody splain! what does that mean?

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    bluskies  over 12 years ago

    It’s all in how you market your ineptitude.

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    roctor  over 12 years ago

    Wiley has started a bidding war on core beliefs. Well done sir!

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    He even looks shifty.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Synonyms for paradigm: standard; ideal. Moral standards and ideals for sale! What happens when the market for “declining morals-balloon” goes bust? Oh, they’re not declining…they’re just shifting.

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    bransom  over 12 years ago

    The rich get richer and the poor get richer too! Now they have free cell phones, free food, free housing, and soon free healthcare including contraceptives! What other society has there ever been with such rich poor?

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    johndifool  over 12 years ago

    The middle guy is me (tho I do it for free usually).

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    That’s what they pay their workers now, right?….a pair of dimes……

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago

    By “uninteligible” I think you meant “unintelligible”, and by “jabber” you must have been referring to those languages that have been around far longer than our “English”, which is a mash-up language if there ever was one.

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    trimguy  over 12 years ago

    They already ARE on Corporate Welfare

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    WillG  over 12 years ago

    Rich poor I like that free cell phone free healthcare free food and free housing you make it sound so nice Yet there are people starving in America and dying from lack of healthcare but hey they can call an ambulance that may not show up and then driven 30 to 35 minutes to a hospital that offers that great free healthcare. Housing in a projects overrun with crime and drugs so the RICH POOR are doing awesome

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    Duncan Idaho  over 12 years ago

    I will synergize paradigms for $5 million

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    Nelly55  over 12 years ago

    well said

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    The rich have made a true paradigm shift of their sympathy, compassion, and patriotism to China. They certainly never had it here.

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    Wizard4168  over 12 years ago

    Actually, the US still leads the world in manufacturing. We just don’t need a huge labor force to do it. Oh, and services surpassed manufacturing as a percentage of GDP over a century ago.

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    Dumb Farmboy  over 12 years ago

    Better to be a Teabagger than the tea-baggie…Google tea-bagging as relates to online gamingAnd no, I have only noticed that about dope smokin’ hippy liberals. Change the subject, Claim methodological issues, and name call

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    route66paul  over 12 years ago

    every time we have a war or 2 this comes up. the social systems in european countries are much better, they have more paid time off and better retirement. We are more productive and can be much better if manufacturing would be allowed and pass the EPA requirements.

    The real reason is the financial cost of war, this is what is killing this country. I agree that we need to hunt down terrorists, but maybe we should be more like Israel and use hit squads. Fewer people would get hurt, it is much cheaper, and we have a big stick with any government that might catch them.

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    shaggy92420  over 12 years ago

    “The bank stole our home”? oh please…it’s more like “I was greedy and stupid and bought a house i couldnt afford, so give me money because i screwed up”…

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Brian Ransom: Just about every other country in the over-developed world and a few in the underdeveloped. The US isn’t atheist, despite what anti-religionists post on this site – Mammon is the state religion, with the misogynist sect growing in power. “In as much as you did it…”

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    VirginiaCityLady  over 12 years ago

    Can’t start my morning without reading Non-Sequitur. Beats the heck out of reading the news!

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    camabron  over 12 years ago

    @shaggy Banks were irresponsible in giving out those junk loans and baiting gullible people. The banks were ultimately responsible.

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    jimjohnston071559  over 12 years ago

    Ah, I remember my days in corporate America. I swore the next time I heard the phrase “paradigm shift” I was going to shoot someone. Glad I got out before that happened.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Wait, two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to move twenty cents around? I want his job.

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    whitecarabao  over 12 years ago

    “Service” as in “You wan’t fries with that.”

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Well, the fine point is, at the end of the day, the bottom line is that you’ve been thinking out of the box, 24-7-365!

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    Dumb Farmboy  over 12 years ago

    Better to be a Teabagger than the tea-baggie…Google tea-bagging as relates to online gamingAnd no, I have only noticed that about dope smokin’ hippy liberals. Change the subject, Claim methodological issues, and name call

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    BillWa  over 12 years ago

    The woman with the Bank stole our home sign. How about you bought a house you KNEW you couldn’t afford, and you lied about yoru income level.

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    Will think outside the box for $500k.

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    sleepeeg3  over 12 years ago

    @ThirdguyIt means Wiley is a misguided liberal.

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