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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 2012
Transcript:
Editor: So, think you'll move out of your parents' basement now? Jeff: Are you kidding me? I'm about to close on the sweetest little 12-bedroom country estate you've ever seen! Editor: Why so many rooms? Jeff: I have enemies, Becca - I have to keep them guessing where I'm sleeping, like Saddam Hussein. Editor: Who is dead. Jeff: He had other issues. Do you paintball? I have an indoor course.
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
Is he asking her out?
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
Just wait until Jeff has to pay taxes on his new country estate.
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
Beccaâs body language indicates that she isnât very impressed by Jeffâs decision making skills.
rayannina about 13 years ago
Now that is a pickup line!
King_Shark about 13 years ago
He might take Trff Bzklmfrpz in as a lodger.
cdhaley about 13 years ago
Iâve always read the exploits of Sorkh Razil as the fevered patriotism of a paintballer.
cdhaley about 13 years ago
Come to think of it, one of Saddam Husseinâs reported exploits sounds like Sorkh Razil.
An assassin tried to kill Saddam at close range but the rifle jammed. Seizing the rifle, Saddam said, âThis is how you release the trigger lock, you idiot!â and shot the assassin.
38lowell about 13 years ago
I think this is a fairy tale, inside a fairy tale. At least Dâs checks donât bounce!!Does Becca have other interests?? Donât love for money.
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Apparently some people didnât understand the comparison I was making yesterday between Jeffâs fictional and Trudeauâs nonfictional success. Some people arenât so Swift.
Dkram about 13 years ago
Jeff is begining to sound like Mrs Winchester..\\//_
SwimsWithSharks about 13 years ago
Becca could make anybody rich. As long as itâs not a coffee table book⊠about coffee tables.
Jack Straw about 13 years ago
That was Osama bin Laden. Maybe heâd been better off staying in the caves. Moving into town didnât work out too well for him.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
If Jeff is going the Full Saddam, pretty soon weâll see him interviewing doubles.
rmacprivate about 13 years ago
Indoor paintball course. Always thought it would be fun to put one in under a zip line. Give you something different to shoot at and add a whole new element for the people on the line.
corzak about 13 years ago
I missed the DTpi commendation yesterday . . . but I was thinking . . . he came out of nowhere, sometime last July, and seemed to âtake overâ this forum. I remember being a bit perturbed by his prolific and verbose commentary, thinking âwho does this guy think he is?â lol.But he so obviously loved this strip, and loved reading and responding to the rest of us, that he became one of the reasons to look forward to stopping by here, to see âwhat does DT think of todayâs strip?âWhen he suddenly disappeared I saw the empty space that he once occupied.
Habogee about 13 years ago
No, Sadam did not live in caves. You have your villains mixed up. That was O. Ben Ladin. Sadam just hid in one. He preferred living in outrageous palaces.
Justice22 about 13 years ago
Câmon Susan. He had numerous palaces.
monawarner about 13 years ago
Great strip. Great comments. I have nothing to add.
cdhaley about 13 years ago
When has Jeff ever made a decision?
A decision implies youâve made a judgment about real circumstances. Jeff merely chooses between fantasies. His choices have no serious consequences; we know he can always live with the results.
Thereâs no difference between Jeffâs fictional fame and Dukeâs fictional infamy; Fame and infamy are equally entertaining in the comic world, where any real decision is made solely by GBT.
ermaltwo about 13 years ago
whatever happened to all the foreshadowing of a Jeff/Melissa mash-up?
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
Where does one barrel house in Riverside, Cat Man? If you are going to barrel house, you go up to Frisco or you come out to the coolest city in the world- Brooklyn.
Astolat about 13 years ago
This belongs in yhesterday really, but just to note that the âirony fontâ apparently now exists â reverse italic. see http://glennmcanally.com/sarcastic/