Pickles by Brian Crane for March 17, 2012

I, a 27-year-old, found out from my physical with the doctor last week that I have a heart murmur. Hiccups hurt it a little.

Getting older ain’t for sissies.

If only it could be that simple.

Opal, what does passing gas cure?

when I sneeze too hard I don’t get a back spasam, and a good hiccup will not cure what happens to me. lol

I wish it was that easy.Now a days I have to stop myself from scratching the back of my head while I’m walking. It has a tendency to throw out my back slightly.

My roommate in college once sneezed and hiccuped at the same time – nearly killed him.

New physics course: old fart dynamics.

All sorts of weird noises come out of Opals body…

In panel 4, is that a cloud behind Opal or a signature?

I’ll try this, save me some $

When will Earl understand, Opal doesn’t want him to solve her problem, she just wants him to listen while she vents! My husband finally learned that, and then he farted while he was listening!

if Opal farts, she could cure cancer!

cures annoying grandson-itis.

I had a sneezing fit last January and suffered a lacunar stroke (lacunar infarction). That was a thrill.

Hic Hic Hic!

I HATE the Hiccups… So annoying!

LOL xxx

I hope that doesn’t turn into Hic, Hic, Hic, etc.