B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 15, 2012

Why do people always think that all psychics can see the future? Seeing what happened hidden in the past, or that’s going on right now isn’t good enough? Even if it can’t really be capitalized on? Just because I can see a guy lurking over at Liberty Meadows who’s… Hey! Both hands on the keyboard, Mister!! I’m watching you!!Anyway… what was I saying?

Sign on psychic’s shop OUT OF BUSINES. roflmao

Old joke. I guess it is hard to come up with new ones.

She’s only a medium to her face, otherwise she’s extra large.

Another really old joke: Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from jail? The police are reporting a small medium at large. (Hey, somebody had to say it!)

2012… The end of the " En-psychic-pedia

Mister Moderation

Every time I read the word medium..

I think about a steak..

Afficanido – Psychics and Wiccans/spellcasters can’t predict their own future or cast spells for their own benefit.

I was walking on the boardwalk in Ocean City, NJ a few years back when a psychic asked me if I wanted to have my palm read. I asked her, “What do you think?” She was unhappy with me and told me to do something to myself that we all know is nearly impossible to accomplish.

This could happen if its the Dionne Warwick psychic hot line. They’re not real psychics.

I had a psychic in my life at one time: my mother. It was scary. She always knew if I was asleep or awake. She knew if I was up to some mischief. It’s all very true.

According to George Carlin, Edgar Cayce was not a medium; he was an extra large.