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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2012
April 04, 2012
April 06, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Studying how to be a knight from the Middle Ages. These guys hated talking to the idiots around them so much that they hid inside a suit of metal. Goat: What are you talking about? That's not why knights wore armor. They wore it because - that's rather rude... Rat: Nuts. I can still hear ye.
jeff_e almost 13 years ago
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
Gluteus Maximus almost 13 years ago
Look at role-model Goat, calm when ridiculedā¦
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
It must hurt having to bend oneās nose in half to fit inside a helmet.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Silly rat. Perhaps a lead lined coffin would work.
rimo almost 13 years ago
Congratulations on the nomination, Stephan
Gluteus Maximus almost 13 years ago
Aaaack! The Dark Ages are upon us again!
Prepare for another uprising of the Bubonic Plague!
(BTW: Donāt kill my avatar in order to prevent it.)
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 13 years ago
So Rat is a knight in shunning armor?
zero almost 13 years ago
Rat in a can. Sold in your local supermarket and/or mart. . ..
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Typical Rat. Donāt think, just assume. Then learn the truth aināt what is assumed.
rolleg almost 13 years ago
Rude perhaps, but for once at least not violent. Yet.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
No man shall pass.
j2p2 almost 13 years ago
Just as long as no-one waves anything in your general direction.
Simon Seamount almost 13 years ago
Hey Rat, the correct word for the accusative case of you is thee.
The fake word ye was a mistake where illiterate idiots mistook the curved and crossed dh letter for a y.
MaudSligh almost 13 years ago
I looooooove pearls
finale almost 13 years ago
Wonāt lastā¦.Rat canāt drink beer in that thing.
Alabama Al almost 13 years ago
Headphones playing early Led Zeppelin would work better in blocking out the rest of the Universe.
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Dunk him like a doughnut, Goat!
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Viva lāarmor!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Armor al rat! Didnāt even see āim move . . . ā»
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
peabodyboy almost 13 years ago
If Snuffles gets the holy hand grenade, itās all over.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Get him back next time, Goat!
Thatāll show him.
LOL xxx
Varnes almost 13 years ago
The Middle Ages were pretty rude in generalā¦.legaleagle, are you sure you didnāt write the graffiti/grammar scene in the life of Brian?ā¦..
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Why do you think Sir Lancelotās best friend was Sir Bors.
Gluteus Maximus almost 13 years ago
If anyone is wondering about what the Bubonic Plague, it was a disease carried by fleas living on certain ratsā¦
corzak almost 13 years ago
That looks like very expensive 15th century tempered plate armor. To make a custom, rodent-sized suit must have been enormously costly.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Suits of armor weigh around 60 pounds.
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
I hope Rat has a can opener to get out of that suit.
cutiepie29 almost 13 years ago
Quick, Goat, go get a soldering iron. With luck, weāll never have to see that smarmy face again!
el8 almost 13 years ago
wiā a ringinā in me ears
Pearlshimmer almost 13 years ago
āRather rude?ā What an understatement. :P
Soroxas over 12 years ago
Hamster!