Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2012
Transcript:
Pastis: Hey, PIg. I want you to meet one of the best entertainment lawyers in hollywood.... I'm selling a 'Pearls' movie script and he's gonna help me. Les Abell: Hi. I'm Les Abell. Pig: Ohh. Don't say that. I bet if you try a little harder, one day you'll be just as good as all the other lawyers. Les Abell: What the @*#@ talking about? Pastis: Pig... He's Les Abell. PIg: Well, don't say it in front of him.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
“Pearls” just wanna have pun.
margueritem over 12 years ago
I think that pig has had a glimpse into the real Les Abell.
SarahPlain over 12 years ago
Steph’s put on weight
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hey, panel three proves this guy is a fake.I’m sure the real Les Abell has already heard every joke there is about his name and could guess what Pig was thinking before he opened his mouth.After many years of having a name that sounds like Susan Sunshine, believe me… I know.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Could have been worse. Could have been introduced as Lyle Bel bu he likes to be called Ly Bel.
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
I’d watch that movie. So, who’s the director? James Cameron? Michael Bay? Wes Craven? That one guy with the beard?
wvhappypappy over 12 years ago
Remember the dude who sued the pizza chain because his last name actually was “Noid,” and he was getting ragged ad nauseum?
Bilan over 12 years ago
Is Pastis making himself the butt of his own pun or did Rat draw this strip in revenge?
Arianne over 12 years ago
Just tripping down memory lane…" WKRP, with more news and Les Nessman."
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
On grave marker on Boot Hill Here lies Les More four slugs from a 44.No Les no more.
zero over 12 years ago
My agent’s name was Noah Talman. But he didn’t.
Yontrop over 12 years ago
Stephan, if the guy doesn’t have enough sense to call himself Lester, you’d better find another lawyer.
doublepaw over 12 years ago
I had a neighbor named Adam Nutt.
the burser over 12 years ago
say good night gracie
CartoonCritic2445 over 12 years ago
At least it isn’t Bob Loblaw.
glendakan over 12 years ago
Maybe he is a Leslie. We Brits pronounce it Lez, which I think is much better. Being called Less must be bad for the ego.
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I love the guy’s confused reaction to Pig’s comment. You’d think with a name like that he would have heard all the jokes before.
celeconecca over 12 years ago
Wizards of Waverly Place: Alex is appointed a lawyer named Loser. His first name? Bigtime. Les Abell better and funnier!
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Checking Les’s IMDB page, it’s safe to say Pastis should expect les.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Should’ve hired his brother, Morre
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Not everyone knows big-time Hollywood lawyers by name, Stephan! Pig is not altogether at fault here!
petersg_99 over 12 years ago
I think I’d rather be named Lester than Richard…
halibaitor over 12 years ago
Sorry to tell you, but that family name is pronounced “A Bell” as if it were two words, NOT “able”. I know for sure, because it is also MY family name…
finale over 12 years ago
Our Credit Manager is Helen Waite..If you want credit; go to Helen Waite.
calvinandjobs over 12 years ago
He said what i dont get it
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Yeah…my name may have made me into a Green Beret. And some other stuff. My friends call me Leslie.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
PS…good luck.Abell. I’ll watch for your name…role models are always good…
Hoodude over 12 years ago
..lookin for the amber lamps..
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
I’m not making this up: My father’s proctologist was Dr. Butter. There was a Dr, Kidwell in Largo, FL, who was a pediatrician. I checked Google and couldn’t find her, but did find a Dr. Kidwell in Baltimore who’s a pediatric ophthalmologist.
mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago
Speaking of mispronouncing names
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah. Mrs. Shakespeare pronounced her maiden name “hate-away”, but the shirt maker pronounced it “hath-a-way”, and some people named “Theobald” pronounce it the way it looks, while others pronounce it “tibbled”.
underwriter over 12 years ago
That’s BOUQUET!
deangup over 12 years ago
Where’s an anvil when you really need one?
bmonk over 12 years ago
Well, Car Talk has a whole crew of guys like this. Justin Hale, Sosumi Areti, the list is endless.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
NateWright… not exactly, …. and thanks, Finale, for covering for me….but my first name is Susan and my last name sounds enough like “sunshine” for me ( and my siblings) to have already heard every joke and every bad rendition of every song that mentions “sunshine” and every “original” nickname.. and….. etc.I used to hate being called Susan Sunshine… but I gave up.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Bmonk… If you ever get a chance to google “Private Eye,” the English satirical news magazine, the sections available online sometimes include one specializing in letters from people who sign with names like that.Some are amazing.
The Boston Banana over 12 years ago
….cant wait to see the movie!
xall2h1 over 12 years ago
Pig, pig pig…
Tyrnn over 12 years ago
He’s certainly more able to reverse his tie in that third panel. That’s gotta be a marketable skill somehow…
FlippySuper over 12 years ago
Pearls for a movie? EPIIIIIIC!
rgcviper over 12 years ago
I would be the first in line to see a “Pearls Before Swine” movie. Who would do the voices, or play the live characters, I wonder? Bring it on!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Gotta say this has been very good for me…I’ve probably been one of those heard-it-a-thousand-times wise(?) guys who shoot off a sharp, fresh witty improvised harpoon…duh! neither of us has been much in the other person’s shoes…it takes 2!(two) relatively unaware humans to play THIS game of grievance…
it’s a collision of the rough frontier jocularity with vulnerable formalist, the wit who grew up admiring radio humoristsand the long-suffering put-upon upper-status stranger who never quite got the VIRTUE of that kind of a name…they may not respect you but they sure remember you…I’ll always remember Shirley Cumming. She was a great buxom good humored nurse I worked with when I was going through college. TLC QRN.Although there was a vas deferens between us.
N8dawg4 over 12 years ago
this was funny!
comeonbanana about 10 years ago
i don’t get it