Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 28, 2012

Ants relative to humans: What’s a factor of ten between friends?

I wonder how much trouble that guy has at the airport.

How often does he play each game?

Probably still single and just “board”.

Caleb Michaud proving once again there nothing in the mid-West!

If the numbers of ants and humans are both correct, then the “outnumbering” factor is 1,400,000 to 1 and not 140,000 to 1. (Got to keep track of the zeroes.)

Planet of the Ants!

Who counts those ants?

..I don’t believe it…

If the Republicans are like ants, the Democrats are like the grasshopper in the Aesop fable. They don’t work or save and then when winter hits they all expect a hand-out, and claim that it’s fair and that the ants owe it to them.

Yes, I get the same answer as you…1.4 million to one.

Every spring, we get our “fair share” of ants.

Yeah, and most of those 10 quadrillion ants would show up in my house in the Spring! :(

Well now we know where Jaws in the James Bond movies got this denial work done.

Shhhhh….Don’t give ’em any ideas, they already come up with enough stupidity on their own!