Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 16, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: Uh-oh. That clipboard usually means you're looking for money... Bucky: Satchel, money will be looking for me when it gets out that I've created an entirely new genre of entertainment. Satchel: Mm-hm. Bucky: People are tense. The economy is bad. Global warming is making people's butts stick to their cars. For the first time ever, entertainment is too edgy. People want less intense movies. "Scarface"? Decent flick, but stressful. "Scratchface"? Less conflict relaxing. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Lord of the fleas.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Tickling on the Orient Express….
wiselad almost 13 years ago
planting of the Grapes
revisages almost 13 years ago
scratchbutt. less stress.
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
Texas feather duster massacre…..
phuhknees almost 13 years ago
The Texas Chain Store’s Masquerade?
DrBonehead almost 13 years ago
Bucky=too edgy. Satch=too mellow. Rob=too stupid. Eggplant=just about right.
zero almost 13 years ago
Ted Nugent is on the phone - er, in the yard?!. . ..
inshadowz almost 13 years ago
“Silence of the Lamps”?
_roma_ almost 13 years ago
“paw fiction”
fhhuber almost 13 years ago
Hairy Pothead
Ajax46 almost 13 years ago
“Star Dispute”s
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
Frankencup
JeremyASV almost 13 years ago
Grapes of misunderstanding
smoore47 almost 13 years ago
Catablanca.
GypsyWoman almost 13 years ago
These comments are great!
GypsyWoman almost 13 years ago
“The Slightly Glazed” (The Shining)“American Slightly Off Balance” (American Psycho)“I need a sweater Island” (Shutter Island)“Not so great 8” (Super 8)
grayleaf almost 13 years ago
MM-HM. MM-HM.
rshive almost 13 years ago
Think I like the “Texas Feather Duster Massacre” best. Not too stressful at all.
Jkiss almost 13 years ago
The hills have thighs.Friday the 12 th.Night scenes on Elm Street.Salems CotRosemary’s Kitty
harvey812abc almost 13 years ago
Not this crap again – I suppose we can forward to 2 weeks of not so funny alternate movie titles. I hate it when writers phone it in like this – just re-run some old stuff if you need a break.
rabidhunter almost 13 years ago
The Missed Breakfast Games?
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’m enhjoying everyone’s suggestions. As for me it is such a lovely day that I went outside and wet my plants.
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
The outhouse in the woods?
xandos314 almost 13 years ago
Forget SAW too gory…but SEW? Tailor made…… :^p
ttoommyy almost 13 years ago
Edward Blunt Tip Scissorhands.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Xandos – would that make it the Texas Chain-stitch …um….Pillow fight?
husla3x almost 13 years ago
Armageddon 2
husla3x almost 13 years ago
Debate of the roses
husla3x almost 13 years ago
Dial “M” for Mother
Pygar almost 13 years ago
“Star Misunderstandings”Hitchcock’s “A Wee Bit Off”
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Heckraiser?
cat independance about 4 years ago
scratch face sounds like more conflict
phoenixnyc almost 4 years ago
“To my friend little, ‘hello’, say.”—The remake of Scarface, starring Yoda.
cainofdreaming about 2 months ago
Nap Hard.