Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 18, 2012

Misdemeanor Assault at the Vicarage?

“The Masque of the Magenta Migraine” perhaps?

“Discomfort Comes to Pemberley”“Lassitude on the Orient Express”

“lord of the floss”

Maybe just put a little salt on his tale[sic]. . ..

Little Shop of Knick-Knacks.

Bring me the Hat of Alfredo Garcia

Les Mondayblués?Les Missés hér marbles?

The Quarterback of Notre-Dame

“Peace and Peace”

A Farewell to Fingers

The Middle Aged Man and the Lake

The Grapes of Mirth

Glad (instead of Gladiator)

ElePhant of the Opera

Mare on Elm Street

Reasonable Expectations

“The heating pad of the Vanities”?

Le déjeuner d’Arthur

Star Disagreements — Elbow Wrestling of the Clones

This has to be the best comment string ever.“Mildly-Unpleasant Home Five”?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce.

A Clockwork Picnic. The Sound and the Indignation. The Pastel Pink Letter. The Moon is a Kind Mistress. An American Comedy. Of Human Freedom. The Naked and the Sleeping. Something Virtuous This Way Comes. The Godly Verses.

Oh my gosh, you guys are so clever and apparently well-read.I love reading the comments here. My only feeble contribution inspired by T_Lexi……..“A Clockwork Pinkish”.

The Shallow Depression and the PendulumA Glass of AmontilladoA Descent Into the Warm FrontThe Masque of the Red UnpleasantnessThe Tickling In the Rue MorgueQuoth the Raven,: “Perhaps Someday”

“The Spooky Tollhouse Cookie” meets “Mandibles”…

The Anerdeaid ?

“One Flew Over the Bluebird’s Nest”? Sorry Bucky but I’m afraid it’s already being done. There’s a PC version of “Huck Finn” with the N-word edited out circulating in some schools.

Another stupid renaming series? Will check back in 2 weeks.

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale

Outfielder in the Tall Fescue.

Day 3 – the lameness continues. Hope your enjoying your time off.

The comic Get Smooth….

It’s not even an original idea, Bucky. It’s basically PC in emotional terms: “Anything that I find upsetting has to go.”We already live in the age of the remake. I have to agree with Sir Michael Caine: Anyone can remake a disaster and improve on it, but how can you improve on something that worked the first time?

The Black KittenThe Grab-Bag (for The Lottery)The System of Doctor Tickles and Professor DownyA Bunch of Flowers for EmilyThe Remodeling of the House of UsherWondering HeightsPet Memorial Website

For Whom the Bell Tinkles

Even Cowgirls Get the Pastel Periwinkles..

Sometimes a Great Note…..

Shakespeare’s “The Gentle Breeze” ?

Uncle Tom’s two story bungalow? Anne Franks facebook? Mein Komfort?

Invasion of the Bodyslappers?

Big brother is ignoring you.

for the very human member of the household: “molecular on 34th street”“it’s a winterful life”“scrounge”

“A Cat Day Afternoon”“Slightly Overweight Dick” “It’s A Somewhat Okay Life” and so… on

Die SoftDie Soft 2Die Soft With A KindnessLive Free or Die Soft

“Confident New World”.

The Above Average GatsbyComplete Silence on the Western FrontMoved by the Slight BreezeThe Illusionist of Oz

Remember the company that really tried to do this? CleanFlicks.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CleanFlicks

Greenhouse 5

For Satch I think he would like to read “The Life of Pie”…

Should have added the author….“Yummy Matel”

A Game of Chairs

“Anise and Old Lace”

“Beauty and the large Missunderstood man”

Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Plot?

“Pixie Seed” by Koontz…

“Flashlight Starter” by King

“A Night to Gloss Over” by Walter Lord

“No Stories Whatsoever From the Rest of the Robots” by Asimov. Every few years they reissue this book minus even more stories- I merely predict the inevitable.

“A Streetcar Named Blanche”

The comments this time had me laughing aloud (which doesn’t happen very frequently). I love the imaginations of many of the contributors here. Here are a few lame attempts from me:

“For Him the Bell Rings”“1985”“Gone with the Whine”“Lord of the Costume Jewelry”“The Premature Bedtime”

Back to the Present (the future makes a nervous person’s head hurt)

Thank you – well said.You are not the only one who thought the exact same thing.

Hm. Did anyone else see “Buks?”