Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 18, 2012
April 17, 2012
April 19, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: So, with your production company, you're just going to take old movies and tone them down? Bucky: I prefer to think of it as gentle-ing them up for this uncertain world. Satchel: Well... I don't think I want to invest in nap works, sorry. Bucky: Wait, thought, it's not just movies, I'm planning a whole book modification department as well! Who says the classics have to raise issues? Say hello to a less controversial Harper Lee in... To annoy a Mockingbird. Satchel: Thank, but no. Bucky: Indigestion of a salesman?
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