Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 08, 2012
Transcript:
What's the big idea, Nate? How come you yo mama'd me for no reason? Because Francis said he was bored. Well, then hit him with a yo mama, not me! Oh, come on, Teddy... Francis wouldn't last five seconds in a yo mama smackdown! Show him, Francis. Huh? Oh!... um... yo mama's so ugly, she... she... uh... Well, she's just not very attractive. See? Yeah. Let's rumble.
Leeky about 12 years ago
francis should have forfeited
kimby the koala about 12 years ago
yea
Feed Me Comics! about 12 years ago
I can see what this whole strip is about. I can see it now. Teddy and Nate try and teach Francis Yo Mama Jokes and when they teach Francis the jokes in class, Mrs Godfrey thinks Francis is talking to her and he gets detention!
Feed Me Comics! about 12 years ago
Yo Mama’s so fat that she can’t hide behind a thick tree when playing Hide and Seek
jonadab about 12 years ago
Yo momma so fat, she gives forklift operators nightmares. Yo momma so staid, she makes people who play Scrabble on the weekend look like freaks. Yo momma so boring, just thinking about her makes me yearn to read War and Peace. Yo momma so behind the times, her Amish neighbors feel sorry for her and bought her a newer buggy.
sonicmario2 about 12 years ago
I have a good one, but I don’t like these jokes
StoicLion1973 about 12 years ago
A game of “playing the dozens”. Difficult since Nate doesn’t have a momma.
Strod about 12 years ago
Either Francis or Teddy should have gone with “Yo mama is so ugly that she has not shown her face around in all this years.” That would have shut Nate up. .Seriously, Lincoln: Nate is not in a position to start a Yo-mama battle.
Stever4u about 12 years ago
“These aren’t the droids your looking for” , “Move along”. Same with this series.
sleeepy2 about 12 years ago
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Ervin Johnson about 12 years ago
You momma so fat, she eats with a knife and forklift! Ah, memories.
wwh85cp about 12 years ago
Best “Yo Mama” line of the day!
Why? My mama taught me respect, and I still wouldn’t dare cross her on that one.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
There you go Teddy!
4jacks about 12 years ago
Cool, Lincoln Pierce reads the comments!
Yo Momma’s so ugly, I can stamp her face into Cookie Dough and make Monster Cookies!
peabodyboy about 12 years ago
Your mother is so fat that she should eat a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner.
JCJ360GamerzFTW about 12 years ago
xD lolololo
drawingpad about 12 years ago
Yo mamma’s so old she DIED…..
bloodstar about 12 years ago
Yo mama so dumb that she threw a penny at the ground and missed.
irmgeorge about 12 years ago
whats with all the bad comments?????? I thought it was great
xall2h1 about 12 years ago
isn’t francis the quick-witted one?
The Creator of Mr.Humor about 12 years ago
Yo Mama so fat her poop is as the size of a dog.
NYAVOR!!! over 3 years ago
Yo mama’s so slow, she mistook a snail for a beam of light.
Bubble over 3 years ago
Big Nate is the king of yo mamas, he doesnt even HAVE a mama so no one can insult her XD (that and the fact he is actually good at them)
Aero 64 about 3 years ago
Yo MAMA’s Ears are so big, Even Dumbo would Laugh.
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
Yo mama’s as bright as a back hole and twice as dense.
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
BigNateFanForever1 7 months ago
A modern classic, love this arc! Peirce is really good at these!