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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 09, 2009
Transcript:
Sarah Palin: Progress your vehicle to the right there! There's that mergin' too that gives ya that good solution for shakin' things up! Toggle: Uh... Gov... Governor Palin? Sarah Palin: What? Toggle: Need you to... to... stick to script! Palin: So did McCain also! Thanks but not thanks!
pouncingtiger about 15 years ago
That says it all. Doesnât it?
RussellNash about 15 years ago
I see Republicans all over the country getting no nearer their destination.
Ravenswing about 15 years ago
Were I a praying man, I would pray every night that Palin wins the 2012 Republican nomination.
It would signal the extinction of the conservative right as we know it.
fbmce about 15 years ago
Ravenswing said, about 1 hour ago
< It would signal the extinction of the conservative right as we know it >
That couldnât happen too soon. Too bad we have to wait âtil 2012 to extinct the jackass bible thumpers !
mfboyd about 15 years ago
Palin wonât run for Office, she can make more money and trouble in the private sector. Also the need to stick to reality is much more lax.
Allison Nunn Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hey, Susan why Nova Scotia? What did we do to deserve her?????? How about to Russia; after all she should still be able to see her house from there :)
ChiehHsia about 15 years ago
mfboyd is correct. But thereâs always that lure of power, and she might figure that there would be plenty of time to make money and to be a talk show host/guest as an ex-president. Unfortunately for us, that usually proves to be the case as well.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
it is already been proven that brains and awareness are trumped by appearance and down-home speakâŚ..
if this jerk looked like margaret thatcher, she would not even have been nominated in wasilla
NoBrandName about 15 years ago
Even if she ran (which Iâm still not convinced isnât the plan), got the nomination, and won the election, I donât think Palin has the attention span to last four years in office. I can see her getting all mavericky and resigning after a couple of years, going off to some new adventureâŚ
JohnHerbison about 15 years ago
Why not run? Itâs not like she would have to actually serve out her term.
ProudBluenoser about 15 years ago
susan001: What did we ever do to you? ;))
S_T_F_U about 15 years ago
? Jackass Bible thumpers ? I didnât realize âextinctâ was a verb either :-)
mjlew01 about 15 years ago
The truly scary part, there are milions of rightwingers that believe everything she says. âstupid is as stupid dioes sirâ ⌠âthanks bible spiceâ
briankblough about 15 years ago
fbmce- âThat couldnât happen too soon. Too bad we have to wait âtil 2012 to extinct the jackass bible thumpers !â I guess you could consider me one of the âbible thumpers!â You may well enjoy your hate while you can. Just remember that all peoplesâ souls are eternal. Where you choose to spend eternity is up to you. I have a feeling that it will be pretty warm where you wind up! But the good news is, it is not too late for you, or anyone else. âThe Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.â II Peter 3:9
Potrzebie about 15 years ago
Hey redskins. How do you know youâre religion is the right one?
Wildcard24365 about 15 years ago
Thanks, Garry, for reminding me that semi-literate simian is in my State today promoting hersel⌠I mean, her bookâŚ
Plods with ...⢠about 15 years ago
Oprahâs off the air in 2011, so there wonât be anything to run for.
Kylop about 15 years ago
I can easily see 10s of thousands of people paying extra money to have Mrs Palin tell them where to go. This would be a good money making scheme. But the GOP got there first. Bernie probably has to pay royalties for that one.
briankblough about 15 years ago
potrzebie-âFor the Bible tells me soâŚâ
Dirty Dragon about 15 years ago
Russell wins the thread in 2.
Possum Pete about 15 years ago
Redskins,
In the words of The Church Lady, âHow convenient!â
grim509 about 15 years ago
I find it funny⌠folks like potrzebie and ravenswing expect folks to be all condoning and tolerant of what they like, but pursue the extinction of religion. Itâs that type of hypocricy that will keep the left from ever being taken seriously.
Also, donât lump all the talking heads in with us normal conservatives. They do NOT represent us. I canât think of ANY national or nationally known politician who actually DOES represent their people thoughâŚ
But keep up the partisan politics! Thatâll get things goingâŚ
Potrzebie about 15 years ago
âfor the Koran tells me soâŚâ
I have heard that before.
iamthelorax about 15 years ago
Burning books BBQ butchered Bambies better! LOL!
I lived in Nova Scotia for a couple years and was introduced to the fantastic-ness of dear steaks, donât knock it till you try it. They look cute, but they taste even better.
benbrilling about 15 years ago
Steaks are dear most anywhere.
Yuseff about 15 years ago
seablood about 15 years ago
sheâs a monster!
Michael McKown Premium Member about 15 years ago
When I think about Doonesbury, I feel sad. One day this huge fun will end. Garry T. will retire. And I will never be happy again. :(
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member about 15 years ago
Thatâs not Sarah Palin! She was right here in Salt Lake City, Utah at Costco today for a book signing. Thatâs an impostor! AAAAAA!!!!!! Oh, wait. Maybe the one at Costco is the impostor. Double AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
lindz.coop Premium Member about 15 years ago
Ahem, is she still the guv? I just wish she would go away.