Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 20, 2012

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harvey richards lawyer for children "have you or a loved one been injured by a siblings?" being a lawyer for children is not without its risks- lisa: mr. richards, your 2:30 is in conference room c. harvey: thank you, lisa. let's see... this involves a case of the cooties? kid 1: yes! we want ethan out of our club because he has cooties! harvey: hmm... bylaws are in order. how did ethan allegedly get cooties? kid 2: amelia f., a known cooties carrier, touched all our coats in the classroom... kid 1: ...but ethan had missed our daily cootie shots in the yard! you know -- "circle, circle, dot, dot, now you've got your cootie shot." harvey: of course. open-and-shut case. Without the first and second shots, ethan is infected with cooties. kid 1: second shot? harvey: yes, yes. "circle, circle, square, square, now you've got it everywhere." the shot that protects you in every location, not just where you get the shots. oop" uh... do you need that second cootie shot...? harvey: good lord...! ...and in the future, i want all clients who enter my office properly cootie-screened!