Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Bob, you could run over the Man-een-Funny-Pants…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Must have thought it was a golf Carte Blanche……

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Hey, Bob didn’t die…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..yet………………………………

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “I’m alright, nobody worry ’bout me…”

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    sterling3 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I may be kinda drunk, but this is still subpar for pearls. You can do better.

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Moral for Larry: Never send a Bob to do a croc’s job!Please, don’t laugh at the Man-Een-Funny-Pants. I had a pair of pants like that back in the ‘70s, and I’ve never committed golf.

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    Reminds me of when Bill Murray was arrested in Stockholm for driving a golf cart down the street.

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    Feed Me Comics!  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, I mean, it’s sad if comics have people dying and it’d stop people from reading, so they just make the character come a live again later on. That way, everyone’s happy. :)

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    Feed Me Comics!  over 12 years ago

    I won’t call a golf cart the biggest truck ever!

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago

    You know, a smart Croc, or Gator, would just sit in the water trap waiting for the guy in the funny pants to come by looking for his lost ball.Oh. Right. SMART Croc. Never mind.

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    mikemel  over 12 years ago

    These are crocs, not gators. Crocs have never seen little white balls or man in funny pants. Maybe funny headdress…

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    JGordonFan24  over 12 years ago

    Maybe Bob should have gone golf ala carte?

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    smoore47  over 12 years ago

    Not funny at all. I hope you don’t mean what I think you mean.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Smart? That’s a croc…

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    Alohacat  over 12 years ago

    One will need funny pants to run across highway, too!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Hey, what do you get when you cross an expressway with a big bag of bowling balls? Run over…..

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Sorry Alex, we are intelligent people here…please go away…….

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 12 years ago

    I love Bob’s golf apparrel. I’ll have to find myself a hat like that.

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    jmartin1955  over 12 years ago

    It is funny reading the older stuff in the Treasury editions (which fans would all love for tje cpmments Pastis adds) the crocs used to be harsher and eat more often.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Yes, Give him the cart back, Croc!

    I would hate to see what he would do with that golf club.

    xxx

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Took them a while to discover Road Kill……….mmmmmmm; Road Kill.

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    Canook Crocs. At least, Bob’s hat looks that way.

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    dale_r  over 12 years ago

    I think “Pastis” is a genious!!! But, from some of the responces that I’ve read, (??)

    His readers are “a little less”….

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    The crocs speak in broken English, which is probably what crocodiles would speak if they could talk. Your interpretation of it as Afro-American probably stems from the fact that someone added those awful Jamaican accents to the crocs voices on the web animations. Personally, I’ve always pictured the crocs as sounding more like Frankenstein’s monster or Cookie Monster rather than Jar Jar Binks.

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    The looks on the Crocs faces are… never changing?

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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    Seriously . . . Man-Een-Funny-Pants needs to get this on video . . . a crocodile driving a golf cart would go viral with millions of hits!!!

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    knight1192a  over 12 years ago

    I actually tried popping a wheelie in a golf cart once. No luck there, but when I suddenly put it in reverse immediately after the failed attempt I nearly gave myself whiplash. Would have been fun to soup it up, who cares what the golf course says. The cart was the only fun thing about the place (actually, aside from mini golf the cart is about the only fun thing about golf in general) and I would have loved racing carts over the greens and fairways.

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    Stream of conscience  over 12 years ago

    Just keeps. Bobbin along…

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