Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 19, 2012

Reminds me of this joke I heard…

Yay, Mark…I’ll give you an “attar boy” for this one…

Wow, what a nasty way of being a thorn in her side.

I can’t help thinking of Steve Martin’s dog in The Jerk.

I always wondered how roses got around. This is the first time I actually saw the little feet. Aha!

A budding romance?!? . . . ☻

Wow – how does he do that? My FINGERS won’t even operate a smartphone keyboard.

popa rose er bro rose?

Oi…

I really don’t get this one. At all.

Big breath in. Mmmmm! smells like………Crudwad.

The last time I heard a guy say, “A rose by any other name…”I answered, “So then you won’t mind if I call you ‘Juliet’?”He did mind; therefore I prooved him wrong.

I ment proofed..meant proved..AUGH!(OK my logic is goodish but me spelling sucs!)