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However âtrite but trueâ, I like this one â Why did the chicken cross the road?To show the possum it could actually be done. (So, now, I have a mental image of Danae grinning mischievously next to a âsheep Xingâ sign.)
In a parody, when asked of Mr.Hawking the age old question. He replied,âBecause its in its DNAâ.Extra points for the name of the sitcom.BTW Wiley,The box lady has made many cameos.You go girl
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence⊠However, your mom can deduce you did not, in fact, have any sandwiches on days when there were no crumbs on the counter because there was no lunch meat removed from the fridge: hence, evidence of absence!
Artybee â The reason youâve never seen a possum that made it all the way across the road is that THEYâRE ACROSS THE ROAD, hiding in the bushes on that side!
Fantastic . . . Iâm glad it enriched your life. My point is that it seems a little arbitrary to single out roctor, especially without addressing the content of his/her comment, but no one else.
They were built from the top down. I saw this on History Channel last week right after the special programming on man-made global warming but before the hour long program proving that Big Foot evolved from Al Gore.
Driving down an empty road â why do the animals cross right in front of my car???? They had hours before I got there and could have waited until I passed. Donât get it!
mightaswellbe: Possums faint; armadillos jump up. It is their defense against coyotes â wait until the last moment, jump vertically, the coyote runs under it, then runs off in the opposite direction. The top speed of both is about the same, so the armadillo has a head start.
At first I thought the thing was a duck, or some kind of mythical fowl with chicken feet and a duckâs bill. Then I figured out the significance of the text in the rectangle and realized it was a chicken.
Personally, I welcome corrections provided they arenât mean-spirited. I would rather have an error in grammar or usage pointed out to me so that I could correct it in the future than to plod on through life blissfully unaware, repeating the same mistakes.
What a coincidence. I saw a bird on the road this morning as I rode in a carpool. A car looked like it tried to avoid it, but ran right over it. Then the bird flew up and almost hit the windshield of the car I was in. I wouldnât have believed it had I not seen it. I always assumed (had I ever stopped to think about it) that a run-over bird would be road kill. True story.
The Nihilist almost 13 years ago
Whips! Massive, massive whipsâŠ
Lotâs of them too!
Arianne almost 13 years ago
However âtrite but trueâ, I like this one â Why did the chicken cross the road?To show the possum it could actually be done. (So, now, I have a mental image of Danae grinning mischievously next to a âsheep Xingâ sign.)
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
Looks like fowl play.
artybee almost 13 years ago
Come to think of it, Iâve never seen a possum that made it all the way across the road.
bagbalm almost 13 years ago
Dogsniff â From the bottom up.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Why did the frog cross the road?He was stapled to the chicken.
roctor almost 13 years ago
In a parody, when asked of Mr.Hawking the age old question. He replied,âBecause its in its DNAâ.Extra points for the name of the sitcom.BTW Wiley,The box lady has made many cameos.You go girl
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Who cares. Just âdo itâ.
Spamgaard almost 13 years ago
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence⊠However, your mom can deduce you did not, in fact, have any sandwiches on days when there were no crumbs on the counter because there was no lunch meat removed from the fridge: hence, evidence of absence!
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
you must have met my family!!!! My dad nevers let anyone cross the streetâŠ
demorodney almost 13 years ago
I dream of a world in which chickens can cross a road withoug having their motives questioned.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I think itâs cute how racoons take naps by the side of the roadâŠ..BTW, chicken/road? It was shorter than going around it!
prrdh almost 13 years ago
Actually, it doesnât even tell us where, only where they can do it legally. Chickens are such birdbrains that they often jaywalk.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
âI donât want to start off by being a grammar naziââŠ. yet here we are.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
While weâre on the subject, how does an animal know where to cross? They canât read.
Linguist almost 13 years ago
In Florida, we need âGeezer Xingâ signs. They donât know why they crossed the road either.
BluePumpkin almost 13 years ago
Out of all the punctuation, grammar, and spelling mistakes made today, its vs. itâs is the error that drives you to the ranks of grammar nazi?
DGWillie almost 13 years ago
Artybee â The reason youâve never seen a possum that made it all the way across the road is that THEYâRE ACROSS THE ROAD, hiding in the bushes on that side!
BluePumpkin almost 13 years ago
Fantastic . . . Iâm glad it enriched your life. My point is that it seems a little arbitrary to single out roctor, especially without addressing the content of his/her comment, but no one else.
Squoop almost 13 years ago
@demorodney LOL!!!!!!!
Squoop almost 13 years ago
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnât chicken.
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
Such signs would be more effective and answer more questions if they literally stuck them on the animals themselves.
daveoverpar almost 13 years ago
They were built from the top down. I saw this on History Channel last week right after the special programming on man-made global warming but before the hour long program proving that Big Foot evolved from Al Gore.
DavidGBA almost 13 years ago
Looks more like a duck?
Perkycat almost 13 years ago
Driving down an empty road â why do the animals cross right in front of my car???? They had hours before I got there and could have waited until I passed. Donât get it!
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
mightaswellbe: Possums faint; armadillos jump up. It is their defense against coyotes â wait until the last moment, jump vertically, the coyote runs under it, then runs off in the opposite direction. The top speed of both is about the same, so the armadillo has a head start.
Gokie5 almost 13 years ago
At first I thought the thing was a duck, or some kind of mythical fowl with chicken feet and a duckâs bill. Then I figured out the significance of the text in the rectangle and realized it was a chicken.
roctor almost 13 years ago
thank you Mr.Editor. You may cut,paste and correct my posts.including this one.
dabugger almost 13 years ago
in case ya gotta duckâŠ.now that is duckyâŠ..
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
Do chickens have lips? No!
Can chickens whistle? No!
Why did the chicken walk across the road?
Because he had to. With no lips and no whistle, he couldnât call a taxi.
Fan oâ Lio. almost 13 years ago
The great mystery to me is why this cartoon has evoked this many comments. I just donât get it.
ramonesfan almost 13 years ago
The fellow in the cartoon sounds like a physicist âŠ..
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
I wonder how many are going to get that last sentence. He-he. (BTW, youâre going to hear about ârelativelyââŠwait for itâŠ)
MrsCalabash almost 13 years ago
I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned"
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Duck! The bus is coming!! And it sure looks cross!!!
Timothy Madigan Premium Member almost 13 years ago
âWhy did the chicken cross the roadâ?âBecause the sign told him toâ?
brewwitch almost 13 years ago
@Fairportfan2
I live where there are many âOld Colonyâ Mennonite communities. Signs warning of horse and buggy are more common that deer crossing signs
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Personally, I welcome corrections provided they arenât mean-spirited. I would rather have an error in grammar or usage pointed out to me so that I could correct it in the future than to plod on through life blissfully unaware, repeating the same mistakes.
BruceNiles almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of the official squrel crossing at the Court House in Lovington, NM.
R0Randy almost 13 years ago
What a coincidence. I saw a bird on the road this morning as I rode in a carpool. A car looked like it tried to avoid it, but ran right over it. Then the bird flew up and almost hit the windshield of the car I was in. I wouldnât have believed it had I not seen it. I always assumed (had I ever stopped to think about it) that a run-over bird would be road kill. True story.
RDSF almost 13 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the porcupine it could be done.