B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 06, 2012

Xanth?

So that’s what did the dinosaurs in?!

Shouldn’t have pulled the pin out of the apple.

Probably left a bad case of heartburn too.

Nabuquduriuzhur’s avatar is so appropriate to the situation.

newton’s pineapple or nukin’s apple

Real pineapples don’t grow on trees so one couldn’t fall from above. The dino was too dumb to figure that out. No wonder the’re extinct.

The Wile E. Coyote of dinos.

Fruity type of I.E.D. ?

The first case of blew tongue.

Was that a Pina Colada or the apple of my eye?

Yup, definitely Xanth. Makes me want to re-read them all.

well, he’s not a steamer!

another one today where the trowaway was better (see ID)

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Man, what a hothead…

I remember years ago an episode of the Untouchables called the Pineapple Man, a murderer whose speciality was blowing up victims by throwing hand grenades at them. He had learned the technique as a soldier in WWI.

“Gernades do look like pineapples”-————————————————-To my recollection, they were called “pineapple” grenades when I was in the Army. On the other hand, the Germans of WWII had the “potato masher” grenades.

KA-BOOM! No more dinosaurs!

And of course modern grenades just look like baseballs. I guess they don’t sweat fragmentation enough to encourage it with patterning like on the pineapple type grenades. Weird, since the whole idea is to render a large area as unsurvivable as possible.

Amen !!!

SICK.

That could be. But [b]both[/b] these puns are also in the Xanth books. Actually in them, not just similar to other ones in it. …But hey, its possible that great minds think alike.