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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat. It's me, Pig. What's going on?? Rat: Chill. I know what I'm doing. 'Zits' wins every single newspaper comics poll. But 'Pearls' doesn't. With any luck, we'll confuse the marketplace and people will think 'Pearls' is that great strip about a teenager and his parents. So I'm gonna be Jeremy. And you're his dad. Pig: But what if people catch on? Rat: Can't happen. We look exactly like 'Zits'. Larry the Croc: Hey. Where all da zeebas? Pig: I think it happened. Rat: CUT!!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Dumb Croc!
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Better get some Clearasil, Stephan â youâre covered with Zits.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Iâd love to know how many people did a double-take when they read the comic page today.
Some Asian Kid almost 13 years ago
Plagiarism Shmlageiarism. All is fair in love and cartoons.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
heh, heh, you said âpollâ.
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
Props on the art work.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Donât you other directors just hate it when some spacey extra accidentally wanders into a shot and spoils a perfect scene? And then you have to shoot it over and over again, because never again does it go so well as in the ruined take? Is it any wonder that scripts so often include the death of a croc or two?
kraftjeff almost 13 years ago
So Steph did we borrow Jerry Scott by chance⊠and when do you get to mess up his strip as revenge?
zero almost 13 years ago
If ZITS really wins whatever that award is so consistently, it makes one more reason most humans are cyphers. . ..
rusty gate almost 13 years ago
Gotta love those crocs!!
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
tranzitional comic
possiblekim almost 13 years ago
Which begs the question GoComics.
WHy Zits is not on this website? it is a great comic.
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
The last time Jeremy appeared in this strip, he was run over by a car.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
SighâŠ. it didnât workâŠ.
THE REUBEN AWARD for Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year:Tom RichmondStephan was one of three nominees, the third being Brian Crane (Pickles.)For some reason thatâs a different category from âNewspaper comic strips,â which this year was won by Glenn McCoy (The Duplex.)Zits wasnât nominatedâŠ. but itâs very popular.The Reubens arenât based on popularity.SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Mark Parisi (Off the Mark) did win for Newspaper Panel Cartoon.
As for why no Zits hereâŠThis is a syndicate website.It shows only the cartoons represented by Universal UClickâŠ.and it shows ALL of them.This is the artists display, or gallery, where newspaper and other editors can see what Universal offers and contact them about running their strips.Zits is not a Universal property.
Some other sites, like newspapers, show comics from various syndicates.They pick and choose â and pay to run the ones they want.Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
What is this? April Fools Day?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
WombleâŠthatâs long been a pet peeve of mineâŠ.and the bad news is theyâve changed the dictionaries to reflect the popular usageâŠ.so now weâre âwrong.âSame with the singular âtheirâ that drives me crazyâŠ.as in âSomeone drove their car off the bridge.âItâs considered acceptable nowâŠ. even in newspaper articles. You know, I never grammar or spell check anyone here, as this site is recreational, casual, and has no academic requirements.People of all levels of education and skill are welcome, in my eyes.But when it comes to paid writers being allowed to use those constructionsâŠ.AAAAGGGHHHH.
The Old Wolf almost 13 years ago
Zits had real appeal for me when I had teenagers in the house, especially when it first appeared. Pearls, on the other hand, appeals to my sociopathic side.
Brockie almost 13 years ago
What amazing artistryâŠimpressive
HighPeaks almost 13 years ago
Wow! Pastis actually can draw hands and feet!
featherweight almost 13 years ago
HA!! Epic work Sir Pastis
cubswin2016 almost 13 years ago
I wonder if any money changed hands for this comic.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
The Daily News has Zits. Well, you know what I mean.
Purple Morpho 2015 almost 13 years ago
I didnât know that they could do thatâŠ
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
I LOVE when Pastis pays homage to other comics and their authors⊠ALMOST as much as I love his puns!
smalpmal almost 13 years ago
Iâll admit itâŠI was one who did a double takeâŠ.
gmu328 almost 13 years ago
i had to do a double take ⊠funny
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
I donât like Zits that much. Jeremy continuously harasses his mother.
finale almost 13 years ago
While my son was at home I kept looking for the camera and microphone that âZitsâ must have planted in the house for cartoon ideas.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
WTF. Count me as one of the double-takersâŠsneaky Rat strikes again.
fmasroor almost 13 years ago
I want Zits on Gocomics!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Susan, Iâm usually a stickler for proper grammar, but I donât mind that use of theirâŠ.I fulfills a need. I think of it as the pronoun âYouâ, it is both singular and pluralâŠ"his and or her is just too awkwardâŠâŠ..Besides, wut r u gonna do these days⊠ur rite tho!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Who knew rat was such a good artist?!? I thought he could only draw angry mobs with tortches . . . â»
jbmlaw01 almost 13 years ago
Clever, well done.
colloc almost 13 years ago
Oddly enough, I canât stand âZitsâ.
jmartin1955 almost 13 years ago
Incognito
pearlsarefuzzy almost 13 years ago
I get Zits from ArcaMax, didnât realize why it wasnât available on GoComics. I did the obligatory double take today. WTG, Stephan. Two of my favorite strips in a meeting of the minds.
A_NY_Outlaw almost 13 years ago
Poor Larry- always first in line at the parade of confusion.
dputhoff almost 13 years ago
If Pastis had wanted attention, he should have disguised this strip as" Funky Winkerbean." Rat and Pig could be the gay couple going to Prom. And one of the crocs could be that old hag who protests. Heck, he should probably make Rat and Pig gay!
tazz555 almost 13 years ago
Uh who will play his mom? Piggitta? Ok my guess is Goat will play Pierce, Zeebra will play Jeremyâs friend, and That female rat will play Sara
craigwestlake almost 13 years ago
Stephen, Iâm just impressed at your drawing skillsâŠ
Number Three almost 13 years ago
The artwork is really good!
And the strip today is hiliarious.
xxx
1945writerDi almost 13 years ago
I love the puns, the satire, and the social commentary in this strip. I always look for it in my newspaper as well as others that I reaqd when traveling. Keep up the good work.
Spyderred almost 13 years ago
Pearls is witty. A comic about a spoiled kid is not. Except for Calvin.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
I absolutely love this one, as âPearlsâ and âZitsâ are two of my very favorite comics.
If only âZitsâ were here on GoComics ⊠Guess itâs not meant to be, though, based on what some others have said.
Fan oâ Lio. almost 13 years ago
Zits isnât worth a zit.
deadheadzan almost 13 years ago
I double took!
HOFfridge almost 13 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!! As always!!
EdFenster Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Stephen was robbed last night!
CitizenThom almost 13 years ago
I have to admit that I was disappointed when I flipped to Zits and didnât see Rat,Pig, Goat, Zebra and the Crocs. I really do miss those days when get fuzzy, pearls before swine, and dilbert where doing cross referenced strips.
massha almost 13 years ago
Did you see the credits/apology? (click on the magnifying glass). I too hope they wonât sue you, Mr. Pastis.
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
I donât even read Zits..Iâll take Pearls anyday. Itâs much better.
bjballard1 almost 13 years ago
@possiblekim There are several strips that arenât hear. Thankfully my local paper still has them.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I like âPearlsâ, I lke âZits.â Both succeed doing what theyâre trying to do, but they are trying to do different things. It isnât a competition.
The Reubens, however, ARE a competition, and Iâve said before that Pastis being nominated every year and losing is probably better for the strip than if he ever wins. This way, he can milk the Susan Lucci angle for years to come.
By the way, the difference between winning âa Reubenâ (which âPearlsâ has done) and winning âthe Reubenâ (which Pastis has never done) is that a number of awards are given out at âthe Reubensâ each year, including (but not limited to) Best Newspaper Comic Strip, Best Newspaper Panel, Best Editorial Cartoon, Best Greeting Card Cartoon, and so on. However, âOutstanding Cartoonist of the Yearâ (notably, it refers to the creator specifically and not the creation) is the most prestigious, itâs the one they mean when they say the Reuben", and itâs the one that Pastis has now lost three years running (or is it four?). Itâs also open to cartoonists working in ANY medium, not just daily newspaper strips (past winners include several Mad Magazine cartoonists, a number of editorial cartoonists, and Matt Groening, and one of the nominees last year was Glenn âBillyâ Keane, whoâs an animation director at Disney).
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
PS: I think the common denominator among a lot of strips which do NOT appear on GoComics (Beetle Bailey, Blondie, Zits, Baby Blues, Family CircusâŠa lot of old ones, but some newer ones mixed in), is that theyâre syndicated by King Features. Looking at King Featuresâ lineup, the only one I see that appears on GoComics is âShoe.â
stlarry1 almost 13 years ago
i wish zits would appear on gocomics. along with other king features comics
XtremePearls almost 13 years ago
whoooh larry!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.Goo goo gâjoob, yâall.
There are ways to see the King Features roster online, but I link to it through SFGate.com (the San Francisco Chronicleâs online edition). At least sine the GoComics/Comics.com merger I only need to hit TWO websites to see all my comics, instead of three.
CoBass almost 13 years ago
Dear Mr. PastiRegarding Jerry Scott, Jim Borgman, and the possibility of them suing you.Three words: Little. Guard. Duck.Two more words: Mr. Snuffles.You can decide who to send after who.
lefty891 almost 13 years ago
Wow⊠how meta!!! or somethingâŠ
Rakostump almost 13 years ago
me love da crocks! :D
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
Brilliant, Mr. Pastis! (Yes, I did a double take.)
Soroxas over 12 years ago
When I first saw this, I thought the newspaper comic format had changed
MichaelBarton almost 7 years ago
me to i love zits it is so good
tonpat almost 6 years ago
Zits is the best comic strip out there. Why not at go comics?
Ethan_Wang20271007 almost 5 years ago
yah
jjmartin303 almost 5 years ago
exactly
jjmartin303 almost 5 years ago
also how about bc
sjkmagruder almost 5 years ago
I agree. I love the comic ZITS.
TheJustinator over 4 years ago
Who opened the interdimensional portal in GoComics? Iâm getting out of this place!
Bob da croc almost 4 years ago
Why me no get charecter??
[Unnamed Reader - f1ad93] over 3 years ago
Why is not Zits on here?
s2104720 over 2 years ago
yes i love zits
janryd135 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Agreed
johnlarned74 9 months ago
As mentioned above⊠Please bring zits to the options. It would make my list complete!