Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 31, 2012

Jocko has gone from Heaven to where??

Then hackers and people spreading computer virus would be devil worshipers?

Jocko might not have “known” many cows. There would have been artificial insemination.

Hope he knew a least one. The disturbing thing here is did Jocko die a “technical virgin”? Still he did get his rocks off. :)

Knew about the vultures. I follow Wall Street.

Prof Danglais, without an engine, my 172 made a pretty good glider, that is it didn"t fall out of the air, just got slowly closer to the ground.

I can hear Jose Feleciano’s song “Turkey Buzzard” in the background. Fly Bird Fly.

Speaking of artificial insemination, I wonder if that’s how Jacob Zuma ended up with all those progeny?

File sharing as a sacred act? Lars Ulrich would be a blasphemer, then! LMAO!!!

And vultures don’t get ‘sore’ wings!

There was an article in the paper recently – a hunter (in Illinois) brought down a buck with a big rack. He then removed the testes and rushed them to a lab in Louisiana where they were able to impregnate 6 of 16 does.All to ensure that La. hunters could have deer with big racks to bring down next year.Why all the hype about who brings down the biggest racks?

Can I get in on this Kopimism business?

That bull Jocko must have been awfully dried up!

and that buzzard is now chowin’ down on on Jocko’s remains while he’s waiting on his file downloads