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Al Tabor, the inventor of the Hokey Pokey, died in 1983, and the graveside service was really touching. They put his right foot in, the took his right foot out, they put his right foot in…..
“Six thousand years of recorded history, a history that includes remarkable composers, astonishing symphonies, but what is the one song that half of them sing to their children generation after generation?
You put your right hand in; you put your right hand out.You put your whole self in and you turn yourself about.You do the hokey-pokey; you give a little shout.That’s…what it’s all about.
It doesn’t mean anything. I have been studying it for seven days. I had the computer analyze it. I swear to you: it does not mean A THING!”
— Londo, “A Voice in the Wilderness I” (Babylon 5)
margueritem almost 13 years ago
What if the Hokey-pokey IS what it’s all about?
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Too bad it wasn’t the Kama Sutra. That would’ve been interesting.
Phatts almost 13 years ago
… been told that “Macarena” is Spanish for “Hokey Pokey” …
Chas60 almost 13 years ago
Put the lime in the coconut, and shake it all about…….
Bilan almost 13 years ago
At least we know it’s not an intelligent race.
luckylouie almost 13 years ago
Al Tabor, the inventor of the Hokey Pokey, died in 1983, and the graveside service was really touching. They put his right foot in, the took his right foot out, they put his right foot in…..
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I hope the manual isn’t a Larry Niven book. “There’s something here called ‘rishathra’…”
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Looks pretty well advanced for a new species…………
McGehee almost 13 years ago
Do not question the all-aboutness of the hokey-pokey.
Rakkav almost 13 years ago
It could be worse. Brewster could’ve picked up “How to Serve Man.”
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Must be the manual from Arthur Murray™ . . . ☻
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
The first thing that they should ask any new species they encounter is if they like the taste of human spleen. You know that’s where it will lead.
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“Six thousand years of recorded history, a history that includes remarkable composers, astonishing symphonies, but what is the one song that half of them sing to their children generation after generation?
You put your right hand in; you put your right hand out.You put your whole self in and you turn yourself about.You do the hokey-pokey; you give a little shout.That’s…what it’s all about.
It doesn’t mean anything. I have been studying it for seven days. I had the computer analyze it. I swear to you: it does not mean A THING!”
— Londo, “A Voice in the Wilderness I” (Babylon 5)
Fan o’ Lio. almost 13 years ago
If nobody will do it for you, you just have to hokey your own pokey.
ckham almost 13 years ago
There’s a manual for the Hokey Pokey?