Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 26, 2012

Bucky, welcome to Rob’s World! That is how he feels after almost every conversation with you.

Satchel, I know exactly what you mean.

sounds like satch is handpicking his response

Don’t tell him it’s a paw; it would only confuse him further…

hey, bud. if you once were ambidextrous, you’re doing no better to think you’re above that now

Awe….Satchel is lysdexicc……persevere my brother…..

Now to be fair, the rice milk had it coming…

If it’s not the left hand he writes with, than the right hand is the only one left, right?

Mr. Write now. . ..

Ambiphibius.

I understand this is how Ernest Hemingway made his breakthrough.

No, your “other” this.

That’s where he puts his food.

Satchel, you are just too cute for words, my little buddy!

What does one get by combining an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays awake at night pondering whether there is or is not a dog.

I tried to write a short story about buying groceries, but I forgot to take notes while doing my research. My shopping tale was therefore listless…

so now he’s right

Like Satchel, I too am dyslexic when it comes to my left and right hands. I always have to mutter to myself, " I write with my right" in order to remember which is which. I cant tell you how many times Ive been a passenger in a car giving directions and have told the driver turn left, while pointing right, and vice versa.