Matt Bors for May 16, 2012
Transcript:
Mitt Romney: Hey SKINNY! ...your gay haircut is showing! Skinny Man: No! Stop it, Mitt! SNIP! Mitt Romney: Shut up, you slightly different person! LATER Man: Darnit! I'm a depressed loser, and Mitt went on to become wildly rich with a beautiful family! Bah! I kick! I Can Make YOU A Bully, Too, In Only 15 Minutes A Day! The children of other auto executives used to laugh at me in prep school. Now I'm a specimen of cold, robotic elitism and horrible acts I can't quite recall - and so can YOU with my FREE Bully Manual! Learn How To - Haze the Weak - Fire People - Abuse Pets - AND MORE Mail To: Mitt Romney, 001 Percenter Place, La Jolla, CA Name Age Address Net Wealth YES! Include a FREE pair of magic underwear!
walruscarver2000 about 12 years ago
“I used to be a 90 lb weakling…then I lost weight. The Republican Party: Weight Watchers for the middle class pocketbook.
Technojunkie about 12 years ago
NBC Reports Romney Bully Story Labeled ‘Factually Incorrect’ By Family of Alleged Victim
“And NBC News isn’t naming the student who was allegedly bullied, but, in fact, he died several years ago. Late last night, his sister told NBC News that his portrayal in the Washington Post story is “factually incorrect” and said the family is upset, Ann, that he’s being used, in her words, “to further a political agenda.”"
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charliekane about 12 years ago
Shouldn’t that be 99% weaklings.
tcity about 12 years ago
Nah, let him drift away.
NingLong about 12 years ago
Mitt would be in trouble for not wearing his magic underwear in that advertisement.
razorcrow about 12 years ago
Who really believes this crap?
walruscarver2000 about 12 years ago
Better yet she could stay in outer space and cease communicating with us.
Heavy B about 12 years ago
Really? I live in Massachusetts (a very liberal state). And the only time I was ever stoped by someone looking for my money wanted ALL of it (not half) and walked away with a bloody nose.
Biltil Premium Member about 12 years ago
Forget the manual, I just want that magic underwear!!!
Jason Allen about 12 years ago
“What else can Bores and Company do? They can’t run on Obamarx’s record.”
Bores could do what you and Fox “News” do and just plain make sh-t up.
pam Miner about 12 years ago
Mitt is a liar. In one of the stories of his mis-adventures when young, the most telling one is what he said after he was arrested; “laws are for little people and suckers” A president who is a scofflaw would not be good.He is showing that he is a 1% with entitlement issues. He feels entitled to anything he can take.
yohannbiimu about 12 years ago
Barack Obama admitted to have taken drugs and hung around with America-hating communists when he was in college. I think that this would be a much bigger story than a story that is likely to have been completely fabricated.
pam Miner about 12 years ago
The Fascists of the tea party are not doing any of us a bit good. They would make this great country a laughing stock all over the world. We go around starting “pre-emptive” wars, we spread democracy in other countries but not for the American people. IF you think this story is not true then you should take what Obama did as not true also. Anyone that has ideas the tea party doesn’t like they are yelled at "not American enough. And we have in Illinois with their un-elected dictators.And in Arizona out of control vigilantes. We have the Koch brothers to thank for the tea party, and several other conservative institutes.President Obama has, despite extreme obstructionists, gotten the economy turned around. Sure, it is a slow recovery but it is still there.
walruscarver2000 about 12 years ago
You have to love right wing thinking. If the news disagrees with their views it is “lame stream socialist-democrat-communist controlled”, but if it agree with their ideas, they quote that portion till their tongues hang out. It’s called “selective listening”.
Mac61 about 12 years ago
You Bolsheveck!! You don’t deserve to live in this country, how about going some place where you’ll fit in like Havana or Pyongyang!!!
jeremy0203 about 12 years ago
This is just funny as hell, an amazing piece of art and satire. I don’t know whether conservatives will find the humor in it, but ideology aside, it’s cartooning at its best. I’m in awe of this kind of talent.
jeremy0203 about 12 years ago
P.S. The “magic underwear” checkbox is really hitting below the belt, wouldn’t you agree?
Jason Allen about 12 years ago
“It’s not MY job to sell your marxist savior’s failures as success. I don’t envy the dopes who have to do so for a living, either.”Nice example of the bull sh-t you just make up.
Jason Allen about 12 years ago
“YOUR OBAMA IS A FAILURE.”Thank you for another example of your just making sh-t up based on your preconceived notions and naked hatred of anything not Republican. You never seem to bother with any kind of fact.
Noveltman about 12 years ago
Obama has accomplished more in his first 3 years than W did in his entire 8. I think deep inside, they know this. But elections aren’t about picking the best candidate. It’s all sports. You root for your team. If you like the Cowboys, it’s not like you’d up and decide to root for the 49ers just because you disagree with something the owners of the Cowboys did.
TonyJoad about 12 years ago
Yet Obama wrote about pushing a little girl to save himself embarrassment and made his maids cry by destroying a room while partying. Yet not a word.
TonyJoad about 12 years ago
You lose credibility when you deliberately make fun of this while denying the prez’s making maids cry, shoving a little black girl to the delight of whites, faking credentials,…. All funny stuff.