Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 22, 2012

Mommy needs her play day, too.

Oh, great. Here’s a girl who thinks boys are too immature, and he amuses her by playing with his spaghetti and meatballs. Jaxon probably has better table manners. And from what I hear, one-on-one dating in high school is practically a thing of the past. It’s all about going out in groups.

Lady & the Tramp,

Right on Lukebunkin! That’s Amore! P3: Awwright Bonehead, you are amusing her with your eating prowess, now use that snoze and push that half eaten meatball her way!

Where are these girls shopping? It looks like a police storage locker.

Bobby turns out to be quite a jerk. He asks Darby out, but then refuses to let her order any food?

Is Darby in the middle of detailing her sinister plan? And who sucks spaghetti off the fork while it has a meatball on it? Would take some odd maneuvering if you think about it to not touch the meatball.

Looks like the girls are down at the ole general store where they can buy some “½ ice!”.

That one other night she enjoyed herself got this whole thing started

Note the sudden change of hairstyles between P1 and P2. Pod people.

I guess Gil has taken over the chess team, or the baseball team bores him, because we don’t even get a glimpse of their schedule. Maybe he is going to open a daycare center and teach mutants like Big Jax to switchhit. Wade Boggs’ dad had him hook-sliding at age five, so it’s not a stretch.

I had the same thought, Uncle Kaz. Did Darby gulp down her food already? Or did she just come to Ricoz to watch Bobby eat?

Lukebunkin—or is it meant to show Bobby and the Tramp??

In P3, it looks like Darby is about to say “Excellent!”.

I knew a woman once who really got excited watching men eat dinner, but that’s another story…

Ah, Ricoz, my favorite Italian place.

Where were these concerned moms when the kids were desecrating their bodies with the tats?