Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 25, 2012

Calvin, know when to keep your mouth shut and you’ll still have your teeth.

He’ll be burning in h*ll by then

Don’t worry, Calvin! They’ll grow back! I promise!

Some people can’t bear the truth, it is better to be quiet, that saves the teeth!

Too bad Calvin doesn’t have his “wisdom” teeth because he could sure use them.

Lucid argument illogically applied= loosened teeth; the Bully code.

Aren’t there security people around to prevent this from happening?

“Moed” down once again.

Thanks, Watterson! Excellent start to the day! :D

Pure genius, Calvin.

Moe is just struggling with low self-esteem. I’m sure if someone would just talk to him in a clam manner and just get him to express his feelings he’d be a nicer person. Hating on him just perpetuates the cycle.

I wonder how many people will actually get that reference. kudos to you

alway bully Moe’s

You can tell that this is an old strip. Modern science has completely done away with school bullies.

“Are they not even grown or are they just pulled out?”.Saw an X-ray the other day-adult teeth are present at birth, but are embedded deep within each jaw.

not to smart calvin

The next step is for genius Calvin to stage this conversation in front of some key witnesses, strategically placed.

Too bad Hobbes can’t go to school … the bully might not enjoy a pounce and roll. But then again, it may not have helped as a bully usually doesn’t change his (or her) stripes.

Look at it this way Calvin. At least you don’t have to go around dreading recess now.

Look at Moe…obviously he grows up to star on TV as a Geico Neanderthal spokesman!

Actually don’t like it when Moe comes into play again. Bullying in school should never be make light of. Not really funny in my eyes.

Moe was beaten into being a bully, so the solution is to get him to face his past trauma constructively, and find a way to drain out that old negative karma.

Moe needs a high five. In the face. With a chair. Then no Moe.

Integrity comes at a very high price.

That’s Moe’s typical response.

Knowledge is wasted on the stupid.

You can’t knock the teeth out of a mosquito!

Well, Calvin, at least “Moe” didn’t cut your hair against your will . . .

Moe grew up to be a cop in New Orleans.

If you’re unconscious after the hit, then your brain will be set free from thinking as well…

Calvin bit off more than he could chew, but he won’t do it again until he gets more teeth.

tHE PUNCH LINE THAT HAD SPRUNG TO MIND FOR ME WAS “sUDDENLY i SEEM TO BE STRUGGLING WITH THE SAME CONCEPT!”

It sure will Calvin.

The truth hurts.

Calvin finally says something to Moe.