Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2012

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    hsawlrae  over 12 years ago

    Money IS power. Just ask big Corp. and Gov.

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    Phatts  over 12 years ago

    I thought Time was money?

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    seyleigh  over 12 years ago

    Money=Power. But, Money+Boobs=Rule the World.

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    I’d like to know that too, Your Highness. (Wow, is this EVER a keeper!)

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    I can’t match that level of magnificent sophism. :)) All I know is, a good woman gives a truly good time and is worth spending good money on. Therefore, a good woman is goodness cubed in my book.. :))

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    Ask the mafisto about money and power… they coincide.

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    you have to pay the money or they turn off the power

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    dugharry  over 12 years ago

    Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Phatts CaliforniaThe Wall Street Capitalist Manifesto.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @GoldenRoyaWow. Had extreme difficulty following this, but have no doubt of the complete accuracy of all contained therein.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @sayleighRight on, bro.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    M=MoneyP=PowerT=TimeW=Women

    P=(T x M) – (W=T x M)

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    sleeepy2  over 12 years ago

    Heh heh. “Rodney King”

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    Kevin Jordan  over 12 years ago

    “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” – Tony Montana

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    pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    There is a great divide between economic power and political power that should be carefully preserved.

    To understand the difference, consider if I offer you $1000 to [blank] my [blank]. Your rights are not violated because you have the choice to say no. But if I put a gun to your head and tell you to [blank] my [blank] or else, the choice has been taken away from you and you either do it or die.

    Government power is force. When it is used against violent criminals, terrorists, and enemy military, force is a good thing, When it is used against innocent citizens, it is one of the worst things possible.

    But in any case, economic power is not force in any way and is no threat to anyone.

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    route66paul  over 12 years ago

    economic power can become force very quickly. In the use of the stored money to acquire more, the little people can get hurt. When someone has enough money to control a basic commodity(legal or illegal), some must go without,

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    McGehee  over 12 years ago

    If money = power, why do billionaires need lawyers?

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    Partially because a good man is even more of an oxymoron these days. We’ll only aim as high as the target the opposite gender sets for us.

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    An Economic rule:Women with little principle draw considerable interest.

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    joe vignone  over 12 years ago

    Money is free speech(to enslave the rest of us)

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago

    So am I safe? In my house the power is AC!

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @indiemeAnd corporations are people. Thank you, Supreme Court via Citizens United.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Alain HarperBulletin: Unions gave us the 40 hour work week and living wages . These didn’t come from the goodness of the hearts of management. Then again, there are plenty of bridges in this country to live under should the remaining 10% of union membership in the country abandon the unions. As Scott Walker has decreed-“Divide and conquer”.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Citizen GROG! More food for thought.

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    fmasroor  over 12 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @kjordanThe road to true success.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @pschearerThanks for not filling in the [blanks] . This is a family-oriented forum.

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