Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2012

Oh, how I love those crocs!

Alan Einstein reminds me of Dilbert’s point-haired boss mistaking ALBERT Einstein’s name (it was some Sunday strip in one of my brother’s books to show what it be like if Albert were in marketing where the PHB disagrees to the project and then worries someone like "Alan’ will go and build a huge bomb).

Oh boy…

If Einstein didn’t invent the blender (or ham), then why does everyone think he was so great…?

The New Pastis Theatre Troupe gets 4 stars, raves the Follywood Reporter! Croc Alan is new Tweetheart of the Innerwebs! Sunday strip boffo at box office [that’s the office where they sell the boxes that Pig gets into from time to time]!

Andy D — they…. well, they’re (shhh) flat cartoon characters.

They don’t know about anything in 3D.

Anyway, now it looks like the theory of relativity was a crock.Wait…. that’s the theory of Larry’s relativity….all of Larry’s relations are Crocs.

Keno21…. maybe cos he invented a grater thing.

OK you geniuses… just what did Albert Einstein invent?

That was probably Al Gore in a croc costume & wig.

Apropos of nothing, Albert Einstein is the real name of comedian/actor/director Albert Brooks.

The Inventions of Albert Einstein’s Smarter Brother

This was hilarious. I really did laugh out loud.

This is WAY TOO Funny . . . Hilarious!

Zebra’s right, Einstein didn’t invent the blender…his hair was ALWAYS like that!

Re panel 3 StopStop!…When did Zebra become one of The Hollies?!?

Always wondered who invented ham.

Has anyone ever tried inventing a ham? If you did, you would know that Alan….ahem- Albert has a point.

Dead men tell no tales, dummy!

Poor Alan.

Stop blaming Zebra for everything, Croc.

I love how Zebra explodes in the 6th Panel.

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A ham? OMG Is that Pig?

Hilarious, I"m now going out to buy a ham for dinner!Susan, you just keep cracking me up!

Pastis, step away from the sixpack, you have to reenter earth’s atmosphere.

Didn’t Romy and Michelle invent Post-It Notes?

There actually IS a ’ Dr. Alan Einstein’. But he didn’t invent the blender – Stephen Poplawski did. But neither of them are crocodiles. And ham was never ‘invented’. So Larry is spewing a hopeless mix of distortion and misinformation.Crocs is so stupid.

So, who DID invent ham? C.mon Stephan, we need to know!

Steph just rescued me from a bad Sunday. I’m up off the couch and prancing like Twinkletoes. Thanks much. Even Alan Einstein couldn’t have done better.

Some fancy blenders spin speed approach the speed of light speed – Croc might be on to something!

reading this on Sunday in the newspaper I was laughing to myself on all the comments you guys would be posting. The ham/Pig tie in was too obvious, wish I was on line.

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Alan is Alberts brother!!!

One of few Pearls strips that actually made me crack up out loud.

“Inventing ham took lot out of me”

Crocs no smart