Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2012

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    Try “All”.

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    Phatts  over 12 years ago

    … he would’ve come back anyway, as soon as found out he can’t get cable there …

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, sure. If you were really serious about getting away from it all, Rat, you would not have chosen for your new hermitage an islet mere feet offshore from the mainland.

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    rf_eq  over 12 years ago

    land reform

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    Time and tide waits for no rat. . ..

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    knight1192a  over 12 years ago

    Face it Rat, the planet can’t put up with your self-centeredness.

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    meowgirl  over 12 years ago

    Um…. WITHOUT the tide, I wonder how Rat got there in the first place????

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    the burser  over 12 years ago

    lol rat’s an idiot

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    uniquename  over 12 years ago

    Too bad. It seemed like such a tidy solution.Since when does Rat have a “good friend”?

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    This reminds me of Bar Island in Acadia National Park. At low tide you can walk there over a land bridge. But if the tide comes in, you’re stuck there until the next low tide (unless you want to swim for it).

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    hcr1985  over 12 years ago

    He will leave the island when he sees a naked Richard Hatch

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    vlechtja  over 12 years ago

    How is the washing powder stupid?

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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    There are ‘private islands’ for sale all over the world, ranging from $300,000 to $75 million.Rat just needed to do more homework – researching suitable locations, investigating legal land ownership laws in the region, becoming comfortable with local cultures and people (Pig), etc.

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    mrcharmander934  over 12 years ago

    This is probably off topic, but what happened to that poor little ducky who was abandoned by his family?

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    peabodyboy  over 12 years ago

    Rat must be an Auburn fan. Roll, Tide, roll, at least until the next NCAA investigation.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    a pig talking to a rat. normally, one is a meal for the other….

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    I love Pig. He has a positive attitude and never hits Goat or Zebra over the head with a tennis racket.

    Maybe Rat should stay on that island… for ever.

    LOL xxx

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    Rat would have abandoned that island anyway once he realized that all the women are on the mainland. Of course his odds wouldn’t change, but at least he can look at them here.

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    Perkycat  over 12 years ago

    Always happens when you just want a little ‘alone’ time.

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    tbritt99  over 12 years ago

    HAhahahaha!

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    Devils Knight  over 12 years ago

    Wait did he just call pig his GOOD FRIEND

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    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    No man is an island. He’s a penninsula.(stolen from the Jefferson Airplane)

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    There are a couple of really great beaches surrounded by cliffs where you can get stranded by the tide. Spent a couple of really great times with different women there…what a surprise, etc. BE Prepared!

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    Bratwurst  over 12 years ago

    Stephan, these are the best…(I like the old ones…)

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    Rat has other friends besides Pig being his good friend?

    It’s total irony, Pig IS the “Pearls” thrown before Swine… and the Real Swine is RAT!

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    A.Ficionada  over 12 years ago

    I cannot believe rat called pig a “good friend.” Finally pig got the credit he so sorely deserves. Nicest thing I can ever remember rat saying! Unprecedented?

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    rf_eq  over 12 years ago

    the waters leavingbrings you two together nowseparate no more

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