Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 08, 2012
Transcript:
Roland: "Though experiment: set 'mass murder' aside for a moment. Now, how is Obama NOT like Hitler? See? Now who's nutty?" "Justfiguedway2savecharacters don'tusespaceorpunctuationalthough possiblethatthisisannoying4fans." "Gorgeous day. So easy 2 forget how many people hurting in this economy. Thought it'd be harder." "My youngest said something really cute last night. Can't recall exact wording, but it was classic. You'd laugh." "Doing promos today. Hate the attention which never gets reported in the liberal media even though it says a lot about me." "My Tweets are like my children: hard to choose favorite because don't like any of them. Admit I'm a perfectionist." "Just got shot down by publicist and Obama's numbers are up. Can't wait for opposite day 2 be over." "Moot issue, but when u look back on yr life, do u think u'll regret spending part of it reading this Tweet? Hope not!" The continuing Tweets of Roland Hedley
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Hedley has kids?!(this strip first ran January 16, 2011)
Buzza Wuzza over 12 years ago
really funny
arye uygur over 12 years ago
He sleeps with his hat on!?
King_Shark over 12 years ago
His cellphone must be specially waterproofed.
What was that about “set mass murder aside for the moment”? Why should anyone who is a member of the targeted part of the world, do this?
stonesoupsmith over 12 years ago
If I read any more of Roland’s tweets I ‘ll wind up with 1 less brains cells than he has. Let’s see, yep that would be zero. I hear his boss has the same number.
keenanthelibrarian over 12 years ago
I think I will
Blood-Poisoning Vermin over 12 years ago
Someone please run over to the library and make sure Keenan’s OK. I fear bigfoot broke in and tore his (Keenan’s, not bigfoot’s) arms out of his sockets in the middle of his comment. Tragic.
ossiningaling over 12 years ago
Roland says his tweets are like his children. Is he talking about his newest tweet?
William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago
What’s that frilly white coller peeking out of the top of Hedley’s jacket in panel 3? Is he wearing a women’s blouse under that jacket? It doesn’t show up in the rest of the panels. I wonder if GT is just teasing us.
stellablu122 over 12 years ago
Brilliant. Our latest vain addiction is off the tracks.IamsogladGaryissotopicalandnailedit.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
I think that “frilly collar” is really just the wooly lining of his coat. It is hard to think in those terms since we are now enduring triple digits, but someone mentioned that this strip was first run in January.
FriscoLou over 12 years ago
@ Roland
“How is Obama not like Hitler? … Now who’s nutty?
Obama’s more of an unconstitutional Kenyan usurper, Sarge Roland.
Linguist over 12 years ago
I firmly believe that drivers who tweet are twits !
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
And this is why I do not have twitter. Kill brain cells faster than Jack Daniels and with out any of the fun of doing it.
randymi over 12 years ago
Well, the strip today does illustrate one truth: Twitter is full of people like Hedley who spout off inane, self-serving, self-centered garbage. I’ve yet to find one Twitter feed worth watching for more than 10 minutes. Sad. No wonder society is in the garbage masher.
Spyderred over 12 years ago
I always enjoy Hedley’s ability to avoid noticing his surroundings. He is, after all, using a name from Blazing Saddles: Hedley Lamarr played by Harvey .korman. And his sideburns are sometimes reminiscent of Elvis.
Mythreesons over 12 years ago
You and I are approximately the same age. Just wondered if you read Flo and Friends? Not always on the mark, but I enjoy it. You always have such good comments, I’d like to see you there occasionally.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
Uncanny how the President’s numbers are up. I looked at the RCP averages and they still look favorable for us progressives.
FriscoLou over 12 years ago
“Just watch on the 17th. Sheriff Joe will …”
Beginning to sound more & more like Harold Camping, Sarge. “The world is going to end on Columbus Day, I mean it this time!”