Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 19, 2012

At least he has a “plan”.

He’s joined the rest of us retirees in Florida. He’s scanning for lunch money.

The results of compassionate conservatism and the ownership society doctrine

Also part of his health plan, fresh air, exercise, btw he forgot his shovel.

the plan whiz,“to scan isby hubby not hobby…it’s rebby not robby”

States are using the pensions’ funds for day to day expenditures. What a crime: cops, firemen, teachers, guys who clean the streets…all fine people, screwed by the Tea Party dummies.

Looks like the other guy has a better one…..

Remember when companies offered pensions for a life of service? And didn’t cancel them? Without warning? Oh, and people were paid real money for working?…….Gather ‘round children…….It almost seems like a dream now…..but you’d go to work and it felt good………no, no really….that’s the way it was! Wait! Wait….come back…..sigh….

If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat,If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

Don’t ask me what I want it forIf you don’t want to pay some more‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

BTW, dude, your dinner’s flying away……two servings…..

“Excuse me lady,your sitting directly over a pile of piasters”.

What a unique idea, what would all the entitlement folks do??

Mine, too.

Do you know how many edible weeds can grow in your yard. At least we won’t starve…

Yes, at least he has a plan!

You didn’t expect anything from your company or Wall Street did you?

somebody must be paying these people to make such lame comments.

lol, how the comments relfect the readers here. obviously, thinking and Republicanism are like oil and water. To all the zombies out there/Republicans out there/ this cartoon is way above the Zombies capacity to use their brain, for they obviously don’t think. thinking being poison to the Republican way of life.

it is cute to see the Zombies go beserk by the truth. too bad they ran America for the last 40 y ears. a once great nation, sold into serfdom. remember it is all about “profits over People”, i.e. the Republican Way. lol

a 3rd world banana republic, thanks to the Republicans Way.with Americans like that who need foreign terrorists.

You’re obviously new here… No there really isn’t. Goes both ways btw. Just keep reading other comics comments… Lol.

All these pithy (or is it pi$$y) comments and I just thought he was searching for his junk bonds.

Hey, at least it won’t lose value when the stock market shifts.

Of course, there are also some problems with pension-fund managers who have a grand old time putting other people’s money into exotic investments. I haven’t waded through the whole thing, but the following article speaks to this phenomenon: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/10/business/south-carolinas-pension-push-into-high-octane-investments.html?pagewanted=all

That’s what my husband wants to do once he figures out which machine to get. :)

Did anyone see 60 minutes’ story on congressional insider trading this past Sunday? How politicians are making millions for themselves on information not available to the public about laws they are considering enacting? WOW! Golden rule: he who makes the rules, gets the gold.

great strip! reminds me of the one where the guy cashes his paycheck and buys lottery tickets, “it’s safer than the bank”….

Keep believing that Republican lie! Just because the facts disprove your lie is no reason to stop spreading it.

If you vote for people who won’t compromise and must get 100% of what they want, you are slowly destroying our democracy……..Hope you’re happy…..

Don’t forget to pay your taxes…

First of all, Bain Capital never went where it was not invited to. Second of all, if Bain had not done what they had done, all these businesses would have folded, not just some of them.

The Dodd-Frank bill forced banks to loan money for mortgages to risky (low income or high debt to income ratio) people.

However, if it’s UNearned income, no worries! You’ll be taxed at half the rate – or less!

The biggest differences between the stock market and a casino is the casino has clearer rules and is more honest.

The future’s looking bright!

Sounds like a plan to me!