Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 20, 2012

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    Linux0s  over 12 years ago

    Also the worst word in medicine.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Bob must be at Bank America. May they rot in ā€¦..!

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    dkendraf  over 12 years ago

    Thatā€™s right up there with, ā€œIā€™m from the Government; Iā€™m here to help.ā€

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Iā€™m still trying to picture an ā€œaccidental foreclosure.ā€ Guess i donā€™t read enough Kafka.

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    watmiwori  over 12 years ago

    May you, o cursed banker, meet with an ā€˜accidental foreclosureā€™of your own, by The Boss in Head Office Himself ā€“ and whenthou lookā€™!st not for it!

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    bransom  over 12 years ago

    When Uncle Sam says ā€œoopsā€ a foreign country gets taken over by the Muslim Brotherhood, or a few billion dollars gets wasted on a ā€œgreen energyā€ company, or border patrol agents die. Iā€™ll take all the bankā€™s mistakes over that, thank you.

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    jonesb  over 12 years ago

    May all of wall street rot in ā€¦.!

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    flagfly  over 12 years ago

    Donā€™t let one goof-up cloud the waters. Weā€™ve had B of A for years without error, but much assistance.

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    demorodney  over 12 years ago

    I moved all my money and business from BofA when they conspired to deny paying earned wages to workers in an illegal plant closing in Illinois back in 2008.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/us/08chicago.html

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    There I was, signing vacation approvals for our beloved employees, when suddenly I realized one of the requests I had just approved was 70 pages long and required initials on every pageā€¦it was an accidental foreclosure! Oops!

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    True. He shouldnā€™t have continued Clintonā€™s policy of not acting on the CIAā€™s information. But of course he didnā€™t have the advantage of hindsight.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Iā€™m with Andy Jackson on the banks. Except I say, bring on the guillotines, of course. Wall Street and ā€˜Kā€™ Street need SERIOUS haircuts. Lots of themā€¦

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    jahoody  over 12 years ago

    and a local BofA took two mortgage payments out of a friendā€™s account in the same month which caused several other checks to bounce and when asked said they would ā€œtryā€ to fix the error but 3 mo. later nothing has been done altho they did reverse the bounced check charges.

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    WaitingMan  over 12 years ago

    You really should learn how to use apostropheā€™s properly. (Yes, this is a joke.)

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Remember the Hollies? ā™« ā™Ŗ ā€œPay you back with interest, ā™Ŗā™Ŗ ā™« ā™Ŗ pay you back with interestā€¦.ā™«ā™« ā™Ŗā€

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    geneboecker  over 12 years ago

    not something you want to hear your surgeon say either. . .

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    DGWillie  over 12 years ago

    Well, ā€œThese things take timeā€¦ā€

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    History repeats itself, historians repeat each other, and mankind was inexorably changed by the repeating rifle.P.S. Schlessingerā€™s book is excellent. I second your recommendation.

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    hippogriff  over 12 years ago

    Bank of America started in San Francisco as Bank of Italy, with a primarily Italian immigrant cliental. Before the ā€œearthquakeā€ fire reached the bank, they smuggled out the cash on hand under oranges in a handcart. While everyone else was waiting for their vaults to cool, they were on the curb making loans. That enabled them to get big enough to change their name and be above the law. Heute Italia, morgan der Welt.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 12 years ago

    Agh! Now I have to change my epitaph for when I die. I do not want to be associated with bankers when Iā€™m six feet under. Iā€™ll likely be rotting inā€¦too, but not on the same level as them.

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    dabugger  over 12 years ago

    b of aā€¦.a aught to ā€˜had beenā€™ that is still doing and screwing somebodyā€¦..

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    phoenixnyc  over 12 years ago

    This is why little alarm bells go off in the back of my head whenever I hear the words ā€œAmericaā€, ā€œfreedomā€, ā€œlibertyā€, etc., someplace they donā€™t need to be. It makes me wonder what the user is trying to make people overlook.

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