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May you, o cursed banker, meet with an āaccidental foreclosureāof your own, by The Boss in Head Office Himself ā and whenthou lookā!st not for it!
When Uncle Sam says āoopsā a foreign country gets taken over by the Muslim Brotherhood, or a few billion dollars gets wasted on a āgreen energyā company, or border patrol agents die. Iāll take all the bankās mistakes over that, thank you.
I moved all my money and business from BofA when they conspired to deny paying earned wages to workers in an illegal plant closing in Illinois back in 2008.
There I was, signing vacation approvals for our beloved employees, when suddenly I realized one of the requests I had just approved was 70 pages long and required initials on every pageā¦it was an accidental foreclosure! Oops!
True. He shouldnāt have continued Clintonās policy of not acting on the CIAās information. But of course he didnāt have the advantage of hindsight.
Iām with Andy Jackson on the banks. Except I say, bring on the guillotines, of course. Wall Street and āKā Street need SERIOUS haircuts. Lots of themā¦
and a local BofA took two mortgage payments out of a friendās account in the same month which caused several other checks to bounce and when asked said they would ātryā to fix the error but 3 mo. later nothing has been done altho they did reverse the bounced check charges.
History repeats itself, historians repeat each other, and mankind was inexorably changed by the repeating rifle.P.S. Schlessingerās book is excellent. I second your recommendation.
Bank of America started in San Francisco as Bank of Italy, with a primarily Italian immigrant cliental. Before the āearthquakeā fire reached the bank, they smuggled out the cash on hand under oranges in a handcart. While everyone else was waiting for their vaults to cool, they were on the curb making loans. That enabled them to get big enough to change their name and be above the law. Heute Italia, morgan der Welt.
Agh! Now I have to change my epitaph for when I die. I do not want to be associated with bankers when Iām six feet under. Iāll likely be rotting inā¦too, but not on the same level as them.
This is why little alarm bells go off in the back of my head whenever I hear the words āAmericaā, āfreedomā, ālibertyā, etc., someplace they donāt need to be. It makes me wonder what the user is trying to make people overlook.
Linux0s over 12 years ago
Also the worst word in medicine.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Bob must be at Bank America. May they rot in ā¦..!
dkendraf over 12 years ago
Thatās right up there with, āIām from the Government; Iām here to help.ā
AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago
Iām still trying to picture an āaccidental foreclosure.ā Guess i donāt read enough Kafka.
watmiwori over 12 years ago
May you, o cursed banker, meet with an āaccidental foreclosureāof your own, by The Boss in Head Office Himself ā and whenthou lookā!st not for it!
bransom over 12 years ago
When Uncle Sam says āoopsā a foreign country gets taken over by the Muslim Brotherhood, or a few billion dollars gets wasted on a āgreen energyā company, or border patrol agents die. Iāll take all the bankās mistakes over that, thank you.
jonesb over 12 years ago
May all of wall street rot in ā¦.!
flagfly over 12 years ago
Donāt let one goof-up cloud the waters. Weāve had B of A for years without error, but much assistance.
demorodney over 12 years ago
I moved all my money and business from BofA when they conspired to deny paying earned wages to workers in an illegal plant closing in Illinois back in 2008.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/us/08chicago.html
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
There I was, signing vacation approvals for our beloved employees, when suddenly I realized one of the requests I had just approved was 70 pages long and required initials on every pageā¦it was an accidental foreclosure! Oops!
prrdh over 12 years ago
True. He shouldnāt have continued Clintonās policy of not acting on the CIAās information. But of course he didnāt have the advantage of hindsight.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Iām with Andy Jackson on the banks. Except I say, bring on the guillotines, of course. Wall Street and āKā Street need SERIOUS haircuts. Lots of themā¦
jahoody over 12 years ago
and a local BofA took two mortgage payments out of a friendās account in the same month which caused several other checks to bounce and when asked said they would ātryā to fix the error but 3 mo. later nothing has been done altho they did reverse the bounced check charges.
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
You really should learn how to use apostropheās properly. (Yes, this is a joke.)
Varnes over 12 years ago
Remember the Hollies? ā« āŖ āPay you back with interest, āŖāŖ ā« āŖ pay you back with interestā¦.ā«ā« āŖā
geneboecker over 12 years ago
not something you want to hear your surgeon say either. . .
DGWillie over 12 years ago
Well, āThese things take timeā¦ā
Linguist over 12 years ago
History repeats itself, historians repeat each other, and mankind was inexorably changed by the repeating rifle.P.S. Schlessingerās book is excellent. I second your recommendation.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Bank of America started in San Francisco as Bank of Italy, with a primarily Italian immigrant cliental. Before the āearthquakeā fire reached the bank, they smuggled out the cash on hand under oranges in a handcart. While everyone else was waiting for their vaults to cool, they were on the curb making loans. That enabled them to get big enough to change their name and be above the law. Heute Italia, morgan der Welt.
Ernest Lemmingway over 12 years ago
Agh! Now I have to change my epitaph for when I die. I do not want to be associated with bankers when Iām six feet under. Iāll likely be rotting inā¦too, but not on the same level as them.
dabugger over 12 years ago
b of aā¦.a aught to āhad beenā that is still doing and screwing somebodyā¦..
phoenixnyc over 12 years ago
This is why little alarm bells go off in the back of my head whenever I hear the words āAmericaā, āfreedomā, ālibertyā, etc., someplace they donāt need to be. It makes me wonder what the user is trying to make people overlook.