Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 02, 2012

Doesn’t everybody do some version of this? Lame!

I used to hide my stash in my underwear drawer. I’d think to myself, now where did I put that? I put it under something….but where?…

I just go commando on laundry day. (I know, TMI.)

No need to elaborate, be brief.

Laundry?

Re: How God Gives Us Peanut Butter. Readers of the Old Testament know that god approves of slavery. Makes planting and harvesting peanuts a whole lot easier.

Or turn em inside out.

“Boxers or briefs?” “No.”

Frog Blog: The Dutch word ‘pindakaas’ already was in use before 1948, although this referred to a somewhat different substance.Not that it matters, I didn’t know (just plucked it off wikipedia) and don’t care – I can’t stand the stuff, whatever it’s called. But being Dutch I feel a moral obligation to jump in here.Also I couldn’t think of anything else to post.

thank you Teresa. i think you have provided me with a new avatar…

Frog Blog:That ‘giant rabbit’ looks to be part goat.Whatever would we do without Photoshop?

Re Frog Blog : HELLO OPERATOR

“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his grey locks, “I kept all my limbs very supple By the use of this ointment one shilling a box Allow me to sell you a couple?”

Just be careful you don’t have to go to the emergency room. Your mother will die of shame.

You have too. With a life span of 3 weeks.Wash three times, throw away what’s left (if any).

“I changed my underwear this morning.”“You did?’’“Yes, I changed with my sister.”

After all the peanutty goodness in the blog, I have 4 words. “Chocolate Peanut Butter Fudge”

One does not wear underwear with denims. be they jeans, shorts or cut-offs, It isn’t done.I wear denims 95% of the time. Just sayin’.

Huh! Down to the clean dirties, eh?

No, that’s Hedly.

Teresa, did you mean psychedelic?

Is that Gene Kelly?

You haven’t seen the film (movie), then.(Blazing Saddles.)

Resaerch may be necessary.

The Mr. Turtle/Mr. Leopard artist is George Sichel. The illustration comes from a 1903 book of West African Folk Tales:

http://www.ebooksread.com/authors-eng/florence-m-cronise/cunnie-rabbit-mr-spider-and-the-other-beef-west-african-folk-tales-hci/1-cunnie-rabbit-mr-spider-and-the-other-beef-west-african-folk-tales-hci.shtml

RE: WHERE THE HELL IS MATT?Thank you Teresa. You brought a tear of joy to these old eyes. What an incredible production ! Truly fun and heartwarming. The only sad thing was that the faces of the dancers in Syria had to be blocked, no doubt for their safety, and their fear of reprisal for simply dancing and enjoying the freedom of life.