Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 18, 2012

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    And that’s just her personal advice…….nice lady….“Sir, it would be more entertaining if you lit yourself on fire first…..”…

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    See? I didn’t do it guys! I’m cured!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Thanks for filling in the paintings this time Mr. Miller….I like the guy on the right….

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    It’s decision day here at J.P. Morgan for Mr. Jamie Dimon.

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    Crumbucket  over 12 years ago

    Probably not a window you can open… Damn!

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Don’t worry, you can trust them to catch you.

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    ajnotales  over 12 years ago

    His Exec. Assistant might give him a little push – that’s what they do!

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    Willaran  over 12 years ago

    Throwing a chair through the window might be a good idea, the glass shards could take out a handfull of them

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    runar  over 12 years ago

    Recent polls have shown that bankers now rank even lower than lawyers.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    i remember one of the Faces of Death snuff videos where the street bums were yelling “Jump, jump” at some guy. he did, bounced really nice when he hit. when the TV crew got there it was “We tried hard to stop him”. yeh, rite. real heros.

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    He’s probably ‘too big to fall’.And even if he does, the Republicrats will be sure to see to it that the taxpayers provide a safety net for him.

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    hcr1985  over 12 years ago

    …and yell “Geronimo!!” as you jump!!!

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Radical question that will get me on somebody’s watchlist: Will the citizenry ever really get to the point of outright revolt where they drag bankers, politicians, etc into the streets? I don’t think so, but it is worrisome.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    Take the politicians with you.

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    Potrzebie  over 12 years ago

    “I want to live Clarence!!!”

    Funny how attitudes have changed since then….

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    gosfreikempe  over 12 years ago

    What makes you think he can play the guitar?

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    gosfreikempe  over 12 years ago

    They have too much security these days; probably for just that reason.More’s the pity; makes it hard for honest Canadians to get close enough to throw a pie at them. Of course, Rick Mercer DID get close enough to Dubya (in the campaign for his first term) to ask Mr. Bush’s what he thought of our Prime Minster Jean Poutine’s endorsement of his campaign.

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    dabugger  over 12 years ago

    OK now, ‘1, 2, 3, Jump!’

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    Spooky D Cat  over 12 years ago

    The 2008 crash wasn’t the banker’s fault. They were just doing what bankers do. They couldn’t help themselves. They were just like dogs rolling in a pile of dead catfish. It’s what dogs do. And it was Congress that threw them the dead catfish when they approved the derivatives bill at the behest of their lobbyist masters.

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    ninety_nine_percent  over 12 years ago

    Arrogance and dominance that you can bank on.

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    tcolkett  over 12 years ago

    That kind of slime never jumps when they’re ahead of the game and making tons of money. When we start putting them in jail and taking away their money and power and privilege they will start the jumping process.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    What was Bernie Madoff’s end game anyway? All that money and he’ll spend the rest of his life in prison. How’s that workin’ out for ya Bernie….?

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    ah, his golden parachute would probably open and save him anyway…

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    Only jump once you join hands with all the other Fortune 500 CEOs and all their yes men, and all those little MBA mismanagement experts, and agree to join the same mile high fall club.

    See, now THAT’S bitterness,

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Guillotines. I can hardly wait. The Reich is finally through. Again…

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    Justice22  over 12 years ago

    It’s all in the appearance. He’s only on the first floor. Those “Little People” are just outside on the street.

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