That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 13, 2012

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    BE THIS GUY  over 12 years ago

    I woke up, and it was there

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Wondering where she left her purse in the melee.

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    Woody157  over 12 years ago

    Lose more boyfriendes like that.

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    that’s one way to get ahead (sic)

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    Someone made her an offer she couldn’t refuse.

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    Will she use the Twinkie Defense?

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    Woody157  over 12 years ago

    She miht want to get Casey Anthony’s attorney.

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    “Honestly, it just fell off in my hand.”

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    She should give her lawyer a heads up…

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    “This one’s fresh. What’ll you give me?”

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    philyfanstukinmi  over 12 years ago

    They really had strict liquor laws back then, you could trade one buzz for another.

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    Superfrog  over 12 years ago

    I think he’s just nodded off.

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    Rod Steward disappointed when one of his groupies offers him head.

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    dutchs  over 12 years ago

    She’s a whiz at cleaning up unsightly stains

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    brittickjr  over 12 years ago

    He’s just sleeping.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Modestly enlarged image (use browser zoom for more) available from the current-location page. A much larger, slightly different coloration, click-to-enlarge image is available from here.If you clicked the links above, you already know Judith with the Head of Holofernes is the title (click those links for their Wikipedia pages). The artist’s Wikipedia page and collection.So far, only work by this artist to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

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    blackdawne  over 12 years ago

    Auditions for Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    He’s not the first guy who lost his head over Judith. She has that effect on guys.

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    Simon_Jester  over 12 years ago

    “Why don’t you listen? I said, ’cut off the HORSE”S head. and leave it in HIS bed." Gahhh, you’re the LAST hitman I ever hire off Craigslist!"

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “Oh, sure, you see me with a sword and a severed head, and jump to conclusions.”

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    underwriter  over 12 years ago

    If memory serves me, she has a lawyer, named Deborah. I think that was Judith rather than Jael. Great summation.

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    6turtle9  over 12 years ago

    No no silly, I meant the other head.

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    Demonick  over 12 years ago

    I’m sorry ma’am, the head can be considered carry-on but you’ll have to check the sword.

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    lasvegasslim Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She’s a real head case.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 12 years ago

    NEVER tell a Jewish girl her ankles are thick!!!

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