Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 28, 2012

YES! The call of the wild!

“I can’t help it! I love this part!”

They’re liein’ lyin’ lion.

There was a parody of the Deer Hunter games where the lure to get a hunter into a high explosive death trap was a woman’s voice saying “Help, I’m naked and I have a pizza!”.

Wow, in the current news is a story about a photographer that did not respect boundaries and was mauled to death by a bear. They even have pictures that he took of the bear before the bear got him.

Building a better mantrap…

Clever

Looks like the Cute Chick from BC from the back.

“Hey, Fred, I see a nekkid gal…give me that crossbow fer a sec…”

Looks like they already ate.

Okie-day…back to Danae and Flo…they’re funnier.

South Park did it already … “I’m Selma Hayak, I’m naked, and lost!”

lionlei?

That reminds me—where’s Victoria?

Ghastly IMHO

True to life. The lioness does the hunting and killing, and the guys saunter in, eat, and go to sleep. And giggle.

♫♪In the jungle, the lion giggles tonite….♫♪ . . . . ☻

Lion about it.

Another Geographic Eco-Tour gone wrong !

“I can’t help but laugh. I just love to see the expression on their faces when we pounce!”

… and the camera is for?

…the hand puppet get ’em every time…

BEAR SAFETY TIP: when traveling in bear country, carry bells to alert the bears of your presence, and carry pepper spray in case the bells don’t cause them to move away from your path..IDENTIFYING BEARS IN THE AREA: you can determine which kind of bears are in the area by looking for signs of their droppings. Brown bear droppings are large and soft. Grizzly bear droppings are smaller, hard, contain bells and smell like pepper.

The bears are on the other side of the road. (Hiding in the alley)

Wiley did this same joke again with polar bears making a topless snow-bunny to attract a kayaker. Question: where did the lions get the girl puppet? Unless…..that’s not a puppet……eeeewwww, gross!

I love this strip!

The lions are building up a nice collection of cameras.

“That’s the lioness sporting the puppet. She’s no dummy.”Thanks, Dogsniff. I thought it was a girl standing on the lioness’ back. Derr.(Glad you’re better.)

It’s not just wildlife. There is a picture of an old prospector reaching for his gun. The story is that the tourist who took it got him riled up just so he would go for it.

The tourist didn’t survive, though his camera did.

Call of the wild.

welcome back wiley

Ah, the paws that refreshes….

one way to get your MAN……….beware pedos!!!

Now if only the DETROIT lions were this smart…

I believe this plastic woman has been the Playboy Playmate of the Month for the last fifty years…

Speaking for my NRA “friends”: If they only had guns they’d have survived.

Speaking for reality. If they get close enough, the guns would become toothpicks.

The real BOOBIE trap.

@Proginoskes ~ Gary Larsen did it even longer ago than South Park. Too Funny!

Read the comments…..or, the lioness is wearing a hand puppet depicting a young woman, trying to lure dinner a little closer.

Actually, if they just giggle in a higher tone it would make the bait more alluring. They need a duck, er, or, a wood nymph call.

ohhhh, yummy. a truck load of males. This shouldn’t take long…. *burp *

Plenty of predators and they’re all microscopic.

I’m concerned that that’s the actual torso of the photographer they’ve recently eaten… Gruesome, isn’t it?