Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 26, 2012

Skunked!

Thank you lookinside, I wasn’t catching on.

I got it, but it took about a minute.

See the line. Be the line.

I think he’s covering up his alcoholic breath with some other scent.

When he tells you to turn around and put your hands behind your back, there’s your chance.

Make him do a squirt test.

He seems to be making quite a stink about this.

I see no corroboration of this notion. You might be thinking of how only female mosquitoes suck blood.

Civet rights.

His driving stinks?

All I can say, officer, is that this stinks.