Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 28, 2012

You’ve got to shuffle them, then start flipping them over. The first to get something that makes sense, wins.

I likes me some Frog Applesauce…. And a naked lady or two. Who needs to “get it”?

If I want to get a strip I’ll read the Lockhorns. I want something that will make me wonder if I’m still sane.

Has the idea already been discussed of creating a Frog Applause generator? If I had the coding skills, I would totally do that. It would be fun to see if people could guess which ones were by Teresa and which were made by robots!

“You sunk my applesauce!”

When it comes to aking questions, I never let the fear of looking like an idiot stop me. I’m probably going to do that anyway, so what’s to fear?

Mmmm, frog applesauce with a naked lady in it. With a cherry on top.

Applesauce was the not-swearword my saintly grandfathers would use when around me. Yes I’m older than you…

Those are fine looking straight razors indeed, but they need the leather strop (yes, strop) to keep them sharp.

To many downers.

@Teresais this “Feeling the Love”?

A committee is an alley where ideas are led and strangled.

When my father thought that I had reached the proper age to shave, he gave me a straight razor and shaving mug. I managed to use it for about a week before I purchased a single edged safety razor.

Love this one today!

Re: blog. “Knox On-Camera Recipes”. I know it’s old-fashioned food, but I’ve actually gotten into the stuff lately. Yesterday, I made a congealed salad with organic carrot/orange juice, raisins, pecans, and chopped carrots. Yum!

That’ the FAn Club. What a great bunch of guys and gals? Under all their clothes, they are naked, but in between their clothes and nakedness is a tee-shirt that reads “I Don’t Get It.”

Seems to me, that bunch wouldn’t “get” anything much!

In my culture, a naked lady is considered funny.

Frog Blog: The head shape of that dancing leaf is unmistakeable. His name is Meelo and he is demonstrating to Avatar Korra how to “be the leaf” in the wind. (Later in the series he fights a bad guy by …urm… what is best described as “fartbending”)

Reminds me of Hank Kingsley on The Larry Sanders Show. “See that sign? It says applesauce.”

I am out of my noodle.

The Dutch stamps are called semipostal stamps. The stamp costs you the total of the two prices. The first price covers actual postage; the second figure is donated to a charity. It’s an easy way to donate to charity.

Besides my head noodle and canoodling, I’m most pleased with udon (うどん) and soumen (そうめん).

I would fiddle with Olga Breeskin anytime! Of course, she could fiddle with me anytime she wants!

Blog: The gargoyle is on the façade of Notre Dame de Paris. I took a picture of him when I was there in 1971, along with a small city next door, because I loved the detail.

RE: LOOK AT ME. I CAN SMOKE A PIPE AND DANGLE AN OCTOPUS AT THE SAME TIMESeems to me he’s dangling a couple of octopi…

LOOK AT ME. I CAN SMOKE A PIPE AND DANGLE AN OCTOPUS AT THE SAME TIME on the blog:

And smuggle grapes.

I think those people may be playing Husker Du,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tavyoVmt5ok

I can actually remember the “Nancy” cold cut strip. Hm! Now if I could just member my address…

As a technical professional, I think at least one of those pockets should have a pocket protector and, preferably, a 6-inch scale.

@blog: “MGM” made me laugh 3x! Please don’t tell Vlad! Please!

@blog: “look at me…” He’s a man in 3 ways that I can see. He needs some man-shoes, though.

Metro Vladwyn Mayer! Neat!