Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 10, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Well, I told you I would do it and here it is, my movie. Read it and weep. Rob: I'm thinking more "read it and sleep." "Terror Stinks: The monkey in the sock drawer." Bucky: What do you think? Rob: Let's just say as the first cat- writer/director/producer, you're something of a canary in a coal mine. Bucky: Oh yeah? Well you're an ostrich in a can factory! Gimme my script!
wykstrad about 12 years ago
I like the combination of birds with blue-collar workplaces as a way to generate insults.
“Oh yeah? Well you’re a yellow-throated warbler on a loading dock!”
Varnes about 12 years ago
Yeah, well you’re a tufted titmouse on a turn table….
Varnes about 12 years ago
You’re a Rose Breasted Gross Beak on a bidet…
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
lol It is too late for me to be witty. (12:12 a.m.)
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
And you’re a bustard in an abattoir.
(Not you, Suzanne. That other one, behind you.)
PICTO about 12 years ago
A chicken in a bucket….. or as my mom used to say…..lunch.
falstaff2 about 12 years ago
Robin Redbreast in a bra factory?
falstaff2 about 12 years ago
Nightingale in a wind tunnel?
JB10000Lakes about 12 years ago
I knew about the miners using canaries in the mines as ‘early detection systems’ for dangerous gasses (my grandpa was a coal miner in PA way back when), but didn’t know what he meant by saying that.
canary in a coal mine
1. A warning of danger or trouble yet to come.Well, I guess that makes sense then.
tuna1 about 12 years ago
A pigeon in a car factory
gordrogb Premium Member about 12 years ago
A titmouse in a Winnebago factory?
rolleg about 12 years ago
“Monkey in a sock drawer” – I would watch that. But it’s got to be smella-vision. Remember the John Waters movie? Title escapes me now…
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 12 years ago
A lark in a meadow.
ttoommyy about 12 years ago
“A monkey in a sock drawer” = a “sock monkey.” Well, those things are pretty scary looking. To me, at least.
rolleg about 12 years ago
Thanks! It was THAT long ago?
PastPluperfect about 12 years ago
a woodpecker in a steel mill.
captainofgondor about 12 years ago
Doesn’t Bucky live in a sock drawer????
Silveressa about 12 years ago
Ostrich in a cat littler factory would make more sense, but then again it’s Bucky, making sense to Rob isn’t really his special talent.
yangeldf about 12 years ago
they already made a couple movies about evil monkeys
tbritt99 about 12 years ago
A blue jay @ a Red Robin.
btrfly_lvr about 12 years ago
A monkey in my sock drawer! That would scare me…
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
Is that gas I smell? Just Satch.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
A loon in a nuthouse?
Arianne about 12 years ago
Aww… Bucky looks so earnest and hopeful in panel 2.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Chickenhawk in a hen house.
GAT17 about 12 years ago
A woodpecker in salt mine! (That would be pretty terrible.)