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Sure would be nice to read a comic, or anything for that matter without it turning into some political name calling. Can we give it a rest here? Please?
I think it starts WAAAY before youâre bornâŠIt starts before you were conceived.In fact, before your grandparents were conceivedâŠ
But like Varnes said, the crying babies are awfully good readersâŠ
Does that mean the smart or educated ones start whining earlier about the inequityâŠ.and the ones who canât read can stay blissfully ignorant for a while?
Baby, baby, baby donât you cryMamaâs gonna leave you a trust fundDaddyâs got millions in the bankYour world will be as you want itAll the way till you die.
Ah, the question of fairness. When my kids say, âThatâs not fair!â what they usually mean is, âI donât like it.â However, there is a question of fairness that means something real in the world. In a 1-mile race, for example, it is unfair to give one competitor a half-mile lead over the others. In the early days of this country, we considered it unfair for the nobility to claim special privileges simply because they were born into the nobility. We felt that each person, given an equal start in life, ought to have a chance to make their own way. There is no such thing, of course, as an equal start in life. When one child is born into a poor family â even a hardworking poor family â they donât have the chance for dance classes, ballet, gymnastics â even swimming lessons. They donât have the opportunity to go to the better schools (or tutors, if they need them). They donât get access to the most advanced technology. And they donât get the networking others grow up with. Is that fair? No, of course not. We live today in a world very little different from the European peerage model we eschewed back then. Our wealthiest are, for all intents and purposes, our nobility, enjoying advantages most canât even dream of â because they are born into it, not because they earned it. Yes, some brilliant and ambitious poor make it up the ladder â but they have to be more brilliant and more ambitious than their wealthier counterparts. Frankly, most people just arenât that smart, even if they are hardworking.SoâŠfair? It ainât going to happen in this country. If you want fair, try Denmark. Their gap between wealthiest and poorest is surprisingly small.
âI used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, âwhat if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?â Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.â
Romenyâs family worked to earn theirs, Kerry married into his, and the Kennedy Clan (MA family) made theirs in bootlegging and politics, Bushes made theirs in Oil, cattle and politics. No big difference. They all seem to grab what they want and leave the rest to try to get theirs.
Of course life is unfair. Despite the veneer of âequality,â itâs still very much a world of the strong (read: rich, powerful, amoral, unethical) ruling over the weak in the States and other countries. Itâs like the zombies from âLand of the Deadâ (how do you italicize now?): those pretty fireworks keep them nice and distracted as the pawns of the rich steal everything from under their noses. Substitute âfireworksâ for âreality TV, tabloids, and celebrity scandalsâ and itâs pretty much the same thing in real life.
If theyâd only bonded, maybe theyâd be fair to everyone. but thatâs nurture, not nature.
Seriously, the theory of evolution, severely twisted by Huxley, has been used for its survival of the fittest doctrine to suit capitalist cut-throating. Hardly an ideal to be spouted against unfairness.
Oh, and the fact we will NOT do anything is the ORIGIN of unfairness.
Life i always fair, if your parents or ancestors were âfairlyâ rich. Other âfairnessâ may come when someone WITH wealth or position, gives someone without, a âhand upâ. A friend was on the verge of bankruptcy, when a guy helped him get a new start. It was because of HIS hard work and intelligence though, that the then became a millionaire, several times over, and the n HE âpaid it forwardâ.- Thatâs âfairâ.
âBootleggingâ by the way was not only hard work, but dangerous at the time, as fictionally depicted in âBoardwalk Empireâ. Interesting that it was âpuritanical interestsâ that made it both profitable, and dangerous! Todayâs âreligious rightâ are again out to take control, and THEY are the ones looking for the profits. Not much âfairnessâ in their âdo unto othersâ.
âSurvival of the fittestâ doesnât mean that only the strongest survive â it means that only the ones most suited to the environment will thrive.
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
It still takes a couple of decades before that really sinks in.
chireef over 12 years ago
is that Romney then?
Downundergirl over 12 years ago
BRILLIANT! Love this one Wiley!
RogueLeader over 12 years ago
Itâs still unfair, but in his or her favor.
rogue53 over 12 years ago
Sure would be nice to read a comic, or anything for that matter without it turning into some political name calling. Can we give it a rest here? Please?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Pretty good readers for that ageâŠ..
Varnes over 12 years ago
For some reason, when they grow up, it sounds more like whiningâŠâŠâŠ.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
I think it starts WAAAY before youâre bornâŠIt starts before you were conceived.In fact, before your grandparents were conceivedâŠ
But like Varnes said, the crying babies are awfully good readersâŠ
Does that mean the smart or educated ones start whining earlier about the inequityâŠ.and the ones who canât read can stay blissfully ignorant for a while?
That would explain some things.
Lunatic over 12 years ago
A better choice would have been to post the lyrics to Richard & Linda Thompsonâs âThe End of the Rainbowâ.
King_Shark over 12 years ago
Baby, baby, baby donât you cryMamaâs gonna leave you a trust fundDaddyâs got millions in the bankYour world will be as you want itAll the way till you die.
roctor over 12 years ago
Pity the babies that were fashion statements and not a lifestyle change.
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
Pretty sure life was unfair even before that point, too.
cdward over 12 years ago
Ah, the question of fairness. When my kids say, âThatâs not fair!â what they usually mean is, âI donât like it.â However, there is a question of fairness that means something real in the world. In a 1-mile race, for example, it is unfair to give one competitor a half-mile lead over the others. In the early days of this country, we considered it unfair for the nobility to claim special privileges simply because they were born into the nobility. We felt that each person, given an equal start in life, ought to have a chance to make their own way. There is no such thing, of course, as an equal start in life. When one child is born into a poor family â even a hardworking poor family â they donât have the chance for dance classes, ballet, gymnastics â even swimming lessons. They donât have the opportunity to go to the better schools (or tutors, if they need them). They donât get access to the most advanced technology. And they donât get the networking others grow up with. Is that fair? No, of course not. We live today in a world very little different from the European peerage model we eschewed back then. Our wealthiest are, for all intents and purposes, our nobility, enjoying advantages most canât even dream of â because they are born into it, not because they earned it. Yes, some brilliant and ambitious poor make it up the ladder â but they have to be more brilliant and more ambitious than their wealthier counterparts. Frankly, most people just arenât that smart, even if they are hardworking.SoâŠfair? It ainât going to happen in this country. If you want fair, try Denmark. Their gap between wealthiest and poorest is surprisingly small.
Beleck3 over 12 years ago
lol. some babies never grown up, they just grow older.
Beleck3 over 12 years ago
and Mitt Romney is an anchor baby, his father was born in Mexico. talk abut irony!!!
hcr1985 over 12 years ago
As a friend of mine would say âLifeâs not fair..unless, of course, you have the right connectionsâ
Space_cat over 12 years ago
I remember that sign! I did not take it seriously at firstâŠâŠ..
yimhere over 12 years ago
Perhaps thereâs more meaning in the term âEXITâ than was intended?
runar over 12 years ago
âI used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, âwhat if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?â Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.â
â Marcus Cole, Babylon 5Linguist over 12 years ago
" Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter here ! "Beyond that door, kids, lies a Brave New World. Be afraid⊠Be very afraidâŠ..
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
You mean itâs OUR fault. Like the Bible says ? : )
IQTech61 over 12 years ago
Well said, Night-Gaunt49! I would add that too often, people who say life is unfair are usually acting in unfair ways or excusing unfair behavior.
lcdrlar over 12 years ago
Romenyâs family worked to earn theirs, Kerry married into his, and the Kennedy Clan (MA family) made theirs in bootlegging and politics, Bushes made theirs in Oil, cattle and politics. No big difference. They all seem to grab what they want and leave the rest to try to get theirs.
Ernest Lemmingway over 12 years ago
Of course life is unfair. Despite the veneer of âequality,â itâs still very much a world of the strong (read: rich, powerful, amoral, unethical) ruling over the weak in the States and other countries. Itâs like the zombies from âLand of the Deadâ (how do you italicize now?): those pretty fireworks keep them nice and distracted as the pawns of the rich steal everything from under their noses. Substitute âfireworksâ for âreality TV, tabloids, and celebrity scandalsâ and itâs pretty much the same thing in real life.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 12 years ago
Life WILL be unfair if you go there
jahoody over 12 years ago
Iâd put âAbandon Hope All Ye Who Exit Hereâ but since they canât read, it makes no difference either way.
angusdad over 12 years ago
Well it is better to warn them early and let them get it out of their system.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Theyâre all crying so much because they are tightly swaddled. They want to wave their arms and flail their legsâŠthey want to be FREE!
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
When did they stop putting all the newborns in a ward like that, does anyone know?
JanLC over 12 years ago
You cried too when you were violently forced from a warm, dark comfortable, cozy space into a cold bright world with no physical connection to Mom.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
If theyâd only bonded, maybe theyâd be fair to everyone. but thatâs nurture, not nature.
Seriously, the theory of evolution, severely twisted by Huxley, has been used for its survival of the fittest doctrine to suit capitalist cut-throating. Hardly an ideal to be spouted against unfairness.
Oh, and the fact we will NOT do anything is the ORIGIN of unfairness.
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Life i always fair, if your parents or ancestors were âfairlyâ rich. Other âfairnessâ may come when someone WITH wealth or position, gives someone without, a âhand upâ. A friend was on the verge of bankruptcy, when a guy helped him get a new start. It was because of HIS hard work and intelligence though, that the then became a millionaire, several times over, and the n HE âpaid it forwardâ.- Thatâs âfairâ.
âBootleggingâ by the way was not only hard work, but dangerous at the time, as fictionally depicted in âBoardwalk Empireâ. Interesting that it was âpuritanical interestsâ that made it both profitable, and dangerous! Todayâs âreligious rightâ are again out to take control, and THEY are the ones looking for the profits. Not much âfairnessâ in their âdo unto othersâ.
Rimmy Jo Buckles over 12 years ago
Talk about unfair. My sisterâs husband left her with 5 kids and no income!
dabugger over 12 years ago
just learning how to breatheâŠ.
pawpawbear over 12 years ago
Too late Ethel, we done been ensenced(sp).
reynard61 over 12 years ago
We are born naked, wet and hungryâŠand then things get worse.
pcolli over 12 years ago
âSurvival of the fittestâ doesnât mean that only the strongest survive â it means that only the ones most suited to the environment will thrive.
idrinkalone over 12 years ago
Iâm ashamed it took a comic to find this out !
rugratz2222 over 12 years ago
The only 2 consistencies in life were death and taxes ⊠until we were taxed to death.