Too bad mom can’t do something about the Christmas music in the stores. A case of taking something beautiful and fun and running it into the ground.@CrazyIrishOperaGirl – I have never heard the “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” song either. All I know is I won’t be singing that one!
- Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas- The Twelve Steps of Christmas- Oh, Holy Cr@p— The Little Scummy Boy— Oh, Come On, Ye Faithful— I’ll Be Hanged For Christmas— Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelle— Carol of the Howitzers— What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)— It’s The Most Depressing Time Of The Year— You Have The Right To Remain Silent Night
12 – Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas11 – The Twelve Steps of Christmas10 – Oh, Holy Cr@p9 — The Little Scummy Boy8 — Oh, Come On, Ye Faithful7 — I’ll Be Hanged For Christmas6 — Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelle5 — Carol of the Howitzers4 — What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)3 — It’s The Most Depressing Time Of The Year2 — You Have The Right To Remain Silent Night
It’s beginning to look a lot like ChristmasEveryone is acting like s**tTrying to find the best bargains in the landTrying to find what all the little brats all want!…It’s beginning to look a lot like ChristmasMorons on the roadRacing on the freeway Driving into the mallTrying to find the last Bella doll!…(no rhyme, no reason – that’s Christmas in a nutshell).…And humbugs taste just like chicken……Or has no one noticed that they’re ALREADY playing Christmas muzak…
I LOVE thinking about Christmas. Even buying presents, I like doing that because I love seeing the looks on my friends’ faces when they see the awesome gift I got them.
I find it annoying that Christmas stuff starts before Halloween when the 12 days of Christmas don’t even BEGIN until 12/25. Sad… Usually, folks are already over Christmas holidays by then.
tweety2010 almost 12 years ago
I think this is the first time I have seen Calvin sing :)
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
I’d still rather not think about it.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
I do not do the traditional Christmas stuff. And yet, nearly every time I pick up my guitar, I find myself playing ‘Jingle Bell Rock’.
rentier almost 12 years ago
Next sunday is Christking sunday!
ratlum almost 12 years ago
Was that Moms foot that gently ushered my little friend out the door because he was singing Xmas carols ?Mind I cant stand them this early either.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Mom has just so much patience…
runar almost 12 years ago
I’m a traditionalist. I celebrate Yule, not Christmas. It is, however, hard to find good Yule carols.
RetroJenny almost 12 years ago
I don’t blame his mom. LOL
Bittermelon of Truth almost 12 years ago
Well SomethingBlue, this is the second time I have seen Calvin sing. The first was when he sang “On Top of Spaghetti”… with the same result!
bluram almost 12 years ago
Next time Mom a little higher and you’ll make a three point conversion.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Split the uprights.
Vince M almost 12 years ago
I remember him singing his own theme song – “It’s Calvinnn!”
Aaberon almost 12 years ago
Hahahahaha: and I thought AGNES was funny today… This Calvin strip made me gaffaw loudly!
Aaberon almost 12 years ago
Oh gees, that’s a Real Stinker! :-)
IndyMan almost 12 years ago
That foot is saying(more and more)—‘Why did we EVER have a child? It spoils all the fun in life.’
CrazyIrishOperaGirl almost 12 years ago
Three most overplayed Christmas Songs:Jingle Bell Rock (sorry, thebird55!)Last ChristmasI Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
cubswin2016 almost 12 years ago
Calvin is just as bad as Hallmark channel and their Christmas movies.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Too bad mom can’t do something about the Christmas music in the stores. A case of taking something beautiful and fun and running it into the ground.@CrazyIrishOperaGirl – I have never heard the “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” song either. All I know is I won’t be singing that one!
rshive almost 12 years ago
How much longer until Calvin’s three foot-long, itemized and cross-referenced wish list for Christmas?
jessegooddoggy almost 12 years ago
I love the lights, but not the music for 2 months, EXCEPT Carol of the Bells by the Transsiberian Orchestra, which I can listen to every day!
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
@dukedoug,You’re in the lead for pun of the day. ‘Wood’ you say you got it from your ‘noggin’? That’s the holiday spirit. Am I ‘egging’ you on?
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
@luvcmx,‘Surely’ you jest. Now you can say, “Don’t call me Shirley!”
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
He must be a terrible singer.
Phapada almost 12 years ago
good song.. ah ha ah ahhhhh
Karaboo2 almost 12 years ago
In the air there’s the fee-heeling of mom’s foot.
jadoo823 almost 12 years ago
…nope, “Little Drummer Boy”…
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
I think he has the lyrics in the wrong order. If he’s repeating a mere fragment of the song, it’s ten times as annoying.
dflak almost 12 years ago
If it wern’t for the recent elections hogging up all the commecial air time, we would started the Christmas ads on Labor Day.
meowlin almost 12 years ago
Meowlins’ Favorite Christmas Songs:
- Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas- The Twelve Steps of Christmas- Oh, Holy Cr@p— The Little Scummy Boy— Oh, Come On, Ye Faithful— I’ll Be Hanged For Christmas— Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelle— Carol of the Howitzers— What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)— It’s The Most Depressing Time Of The Year— You Have The Right To Remain Silent Nightand
— Do You Smell What I Smell?meowlin almost 12 years ago
12 – Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas11 – The Twelve Steps of Christmas10 – Oh, Holy Cr@p9 — The Little Scummy Boy8 — Oh, Come On, Ye Faithful7 — I’ll Be Hanged For Christmas6 — Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelle5 — Carol of the Howitzers4 — What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)3 — It’s The Most Depressing Time Of The Year2 — You Have The Right To Remain Silent Night
and
1 — Do You Smell What I Smell?
meowlin almost 12 years ago
Apparently, this comment board doesn’t play well with hashtags.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
That’s true, Calvin.
I love the 2nd Panel… I’m surprised he didn’t grow wings.
LOL xxx
memoryinuse2 almost 12 years ago
so this is next Christmas or the one after?
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
’Tis the season to advertise.
Kali39 almost 12 years ago
It’s beginning to look a lot like ChristmasEveryone is acting like s**tTrying to find the best bargains in the landTrying to find what all the little brats all want!…It’s beginning to look a lot like ChristmasMorons on the roadRacing on the freeway Driving into the mallTrying to find the last Bella doll!…(no rhyme, no reason – that’s Christmas in a nutshell).…And humbugs taste just like chicken……Or has no one noticed that they’re ALREADY playing Christmas muzak…
runar almost 12 years ago
Purple Ninja almost 12 years ago
I LOVE thinking about Christmas. Even buying presents, I like doing that because I love seeing the looks on my friends’ faces when they see the awesome gift I got them.
khpage almost 12 years ago
In Calvinball, Mom kicking Calvin through the goalposts is worth about what, a couple hundred points? Better ask Hobbes for a ruling on that…..
cookies333 almost 12 years ago
I love Christmas!
thomright almost 12 years ago
its not even chritmiss
lin4869 almost 12 years ago
I find it annoying that Christmas stuff starts before Halloween when the 12 days of Christmas don’t even BEGIN until 12/25. Sad… Usually, folks are already over Christmas holidays by then.
meowlin almost 12 years ago
I was using them as a(n apparently archaic, online) single-character abbreviation for the word “number.”