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Too bad mom canât do something about the Christmas music in the stores. A case of taking something beautiful and fun and running it into the ground.@CrazyIrishOperaGirl â I have never heard the âI want a Hippopotamus for Christmasâ song either. All I know is I wonât be singing that one!
@dukedoug,Youâre in the lead for pun of the day. âWoodâ you say you got it from your ânogginâ? Thatâs the holiday spirit. Am I âeggingâ you on?
- Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas- The Twelve Steps of Christmas- Oh, Holy Cr@pâ The Little Scummy Boyâ Oh, Come On, Ye Faithfulâ Iâll Be Hanged For Christmasâ Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelleâ Carol of the Howitzersâ What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)â Itâs The Most Depressing Time Of The Yearâ You Have The Right To Remain Silent Night
12 â Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas11 â The Twelve Steps of Christmas10 â Oh, Holy Cr@p9 â The Little Scummy Boy8 â Oh, Come On, Ye Faithful7 â Iâll Be Hanged For Christmas6 â Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelle5 â Carol of the Howitzers4 â What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)3 â Itâs The Most Depressing Time Of The Year2 â You Have The Right To Remain Silent Night
Itâs beginning to look a lot like ChristmasEveryone is acting like s**tTrying to find the best bargains in the landTrying to find what all the little brats all want!âŠItâs beginning to look a lot like ChristmasMorons on the roadRacing on the freeway Driving into the mallTrying to find the last Bella doll!âŠ(no rhyme, no reason â thatâs Christmas in a nutshell).âŠAnd humbugs taste just like chickenâŠâŠOr has no one noticed that theyâre ALREADY playing Christmas muzakâŠ
I LOVE thinking about Christmas. Even buying presents, I like doing that because I love seeing the looks on my friendsâ faces when they see the awesome gift I got them.
I find it annoying that Christmas stuff starts before Halloween when the 12 days of Christmas donât even BEGIN until 12/25. Sad⊠Usually, folks are already over Christmas holidays by then.
tweety2010 over 12 years ago
I think this is the first time I have seen Calvin sing :)
Linux0s over 12 years ago
Iâd still rather not think about it.
alviebird over 12 years ago
I do not do the traditional Christmas stuff. And yet, nearly every time I pick up my guitar, I find myself playing âJingle Bell Rockâ.
rentier over 12 years ago
Next sunday is Christking sunday!
ratlum over 12 years ago
Was that Moms foot that gently ushered my little friend out the door because he was singing Xmas carols ?Mind I cant stand them this early either.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Mom has just so much patienceâŠ
runar over 12 years ago
Iâm a traditionalist. I celebrate Yule, not Christmas. It is, however, hard to find good Yule carols.
RetroJenny over 12 years ago
I donât blame his mom. LOL
Bittermelon of Truth over 12 years ago
Well SomethingBlue, this is the second time I have seen Calvin sing. The first was when he sang âOn Top of Spaghettiâ⊠with the same result!
bluram over 12 years ago
Next time Mom a little higher and youâll make a three point conversion.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Split the uprights.
Vince M over 12 years ago
I remember him singing his own theme song â âItâs Calvinnn!â
Aaberon over 12 years ago
Hahahahaha: and I thought AGNES was funny today⊠This Calvin strip made me gaffaw loudly!
Aaberon over 12 years ago
Oh gees, thatâs a Real Stinker! :-)
IndyMan over 12 years ago
That foot is saying(more and more)ââWhy did we EVER have a child? It spoils all the fun in life.â
CrazyIrishOperaGirl over 12 years ago
Three most overplayed Christmas Songs:Jingle Bell Rock (sorry, thebird55!)Last ChristmasI Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
cubswin2016 over 12 years ago
Calvin is just as bad as Hallmark channel and their Christmas movies.
Perkycat over 12 years ago
Too bad mom canât do something about the Christmas music in the stores. A case of taking something beautiful and fun and running it into the ground.@CrazyIrishOperaGirl â I have never heard the âI want a Hippopotamus for Christmasâ song either. All I know is I wonât be singing that one!
rshive over 12 years ago
How much longer until Calvinâs three foot-long, itemized and cross-referenced wish list for Christmas?
jessegooddoggy over 12 years ago
I love the lights, but not the music for 2 months, EXCEPT Carol of the Bells by the Transsiberian Orchestra, which I can listen to every day!
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@dukedoug,Youâre in the lead for pun of the day. âWoodâ you say you got it from your ânogginâ? Thatâs the holiday spirit. Am I âeggingâ you on?
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@luvcmx,âSurelyâ you jest. Now you can say, âDonât call me Shirley!â
ewalnut over 12 years ago
He must be a terrible singer.
Phapada over 12 years ago
good song.. ah ha ah ahhhhh
Karaboo2 over 12 years ago
In the air thereâs the fee-heeling of momâs foot.
jadoo823 over 12 years ago
âŠnope, âLittle Drummer BoyââŠ
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
I think he has the lyrics in the wrong order. If heâs repeating a mere fragment of the song, itâs ten times as annoying.
dflak over 12 years ago
If it wernât for the recent elections hogging up all the commecial air time, we would started the Christmas ads on Labor Day.
meowlin over 12 years ago
Meowlinsâ Favorite Christmas Songs:
- Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas- The Twelve Steps of Christmas- Oh, Holy Cr@pâ The Little Scummy Boyâ Oh, Come On, Ye Faithfulâ Iâll Be Hanged For Christmasâ Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelleâ Carol of the Howitzersâ What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)â Itâs The Most Depressing Time Of The Yearâ You Have The Right To Remain Silent Nightand
â Do You Smell What I Smell?meowlin over 12 years ago
12 â Have Yourself A Merry Frakking Christmas11 â The Twelve Steps of Christmas10 â Oh, Holy Cr@p9 â The Little Scummy Boy8 â Oh, Come On, Ye Faithful7 â Iâll Be Hanged For Christmas6 â Oh, Come, Oh, Come, Emmanuelle5 â Carol of the Howitzers4 â What Fresh Hell Is This? (Bonus Quatloos if you can tell us who wrote this one)3 â Itâs The Most Depressing Time Of The Year2 â You Have The Right To Remain Silent Night
and
1 â Do You Smell What I Smell?
meowlin over 12 years ago
Apparently, this comment board doesnât play well with hashtags.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Thatâs true, Calvin.
I love the 2nd Panel⊠Iâm surprised he didnât grow wings.
LOL xxx
memoryinuse2 over 12 years ago
so this is next Christmas or the one after?
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
âTis the season to advertise.
Kali39 over 12 years ago
Itâs beginning to look a lot like ChristmasEveryone is acting like s**tTrying to find the best bargains in the landTrying to find what all the little brats all want!âŠItâs beginning to look a lot like ChristmasMorons on the roadRacing on the freeway Driving into the mallTrying to find the last Bella doll!âŠ(no rhyme, no reason â thatâs Christmas in a nutshell).âŠAnd humbugs taste just like chickenâŠâŠOr has no one noticed that theyâre ALREADY playing Christmas muzakâŠ
runar over 12 years ago
Purple Ninja over 12 years ago
I LOVE thinking about Christmas. Even buying presents, I like doing that because I love seeing the looks on my friendsâ faces when they see the awesome gift I got them.
khpage over 12 years ago
In Calvinball, Mom kicking Calvin through the goalposts is worth about what, a couple hundred points? Better ask Hobbes for a ruling on thatâŠ..
cookies333 over 12 years ago
I love Christmas!
thomright over 12 years ago
its not even chritmiss
lin4869 over 12 years ago
I find it annoying that Christmas stuff starts before Halloween when the 12 days of Christmas donât even BEGIN until 12/25. Sad⊠Usually, folks are already over Christmas holidays by then.
meowlin over 12 years ago
I was using them as a(n apparently archaic, online) single-character abbreviation for the word ânumber.â