Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 10, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago

    BOOM! A dairy-based moisturizer!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    You donā€™t even want to know whatā€™s going on in his lockerā€¦ā€¦starting with the gym clothesā€¦..

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    lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Take cover, itā€™s about to blow!

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    zoidknight  over 12 years ago

    Does it matter? By the time they serve it to the kids, it is already past its use by date.

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    puddleglum1066  over 12 years ago

    Oh, no! Dairy Products Gone Bad!!

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    Storm F-1/4  over 12 years ago

    I donā€™t think this milk will do a body good.

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    Scott S  over 12 years ago

    Isnā€™t that something Caulfield would try?

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    Cinquefoil  over 12 years ago

    Reminds me of a hilarious computer game I played as a kid, Spy Fox in ā€œDry Cerealā€.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Regular milk is only 4%, not much difference if you ask meā€¦.People drink watery milk, yet still eat cheese. Isnā€™t cheese about 94% milk fat?

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    Tyrnn  over 12 years ago

    I remember making some ā€˜Chocolatlā€™ for my World History presentation once in middle school. Our presentation was delayed over the weekend, so I left the thermos with the teacher after telling her it needed to be refrigerated.

    When I opened up the thermos to give out samples to the class, it was very painfully obvious she had forgotten entirely to put it in the staff refrigerator over the weekend. We had to evacuate the room pretty fast.

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    hypershock  over 12 years ago

    I like Australian milk. It is relatively un-tampered-with. Unlike your American reconstituted 3.25%. I struggled so much when I went on exchange and everyone drank 1% or 2%.

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