Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 05, 2012

I have a hunch it’s going to be ex-girl friend real soon.

Terry remains seated while being introduced to Cyndy. Not a good start.

Mighty fine!, he means. I see bedroom eyes on Cyndy.

Cyndy looks a lot like Lini. Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

These shiny floors belong to that landmark instituition, The Bucket. The Luhmster has a Summer job performing Goldie Wilson like duties. First, Terry takes Chip’s cookies, err, bisquits, now his girl and finally, his starting RB slot on the field.

Chip is so clueless

Uh, don’t want to be indelicate, but did Cyndy poop her pants in P2? And is Terry the new shooting guard?

Basketball? Did that darn golf story go so long this summer we’re skipping football season and going straight to basketball? At least throw us a bone and let us know if the soccer team made playdowns again this year.

Cyndy. Jaxon. It’s not Rubin’s fault that our generation has given our kids idiotic spellings and/or names.

Cyndy’s ass is as flat as a backboard.

She’s wearing her Jordache jeans from 1976.

Cyndy looks like Meg Griffin’s friend from the “Family Guy” episode where the old cult guy has the punch ready for the teens to drink and oft themselves.