Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 19, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "In P.E., have you noticed how everyone checks everyone else out?" Bernice: "Yeah. Lots of comparing going on" Luann: "You know who's got the best figure? Melody" Bernice: "It's all in the hormones" Luann: "Maybe we could get a hormone transfusion" Bernice: "Sure. Melody could donate a couple barrels"
wiselad over 12 years ago
does that mean Melody was “cuter than Tiff”?
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Remember Bern, Luann said “WE”…..,
ShagsCA over 12 years ago
What’s the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?
rusty gate over 12 years ago
Ah yes, 7th grade PE. That first day in the showers and you realized we were not all created equal (some were ‘early developers’).
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Was Melody an earlier incarnation of Tiffany? If so, when did the changeover occur?
Packer12 over 12 years ago
One can always make a “hormone”! Just don’t pay them when you leave!!!
rpmurray over 12 years ago
Luann, your butt is making those pants look big.
rugeirn over 12 years ago
You know, once upon a time, boys and girls, when cartoonists wanted to go on vacation, they would build up enough work in advance to cover their time off. Now, of course, they just re-run the old stuff and we dutifully swallow it like the sheep we are.
rugeirn over 12 years ago
“A vitamin provides you with substances you don’t make yourself.” So does another strange, peculiar, alien substance called “food.” Which is where most vitamins come from, at least for people with intelligently chosen diets – i.e. choices they didn’t find in a diet book.
RayThomas101 over 12 years ago
I don’t like the old art. It evolved for a reason. Today’s art is much better. I’ll be glad when the artist gets back. Too bad they didn’t run more recent repeats.
atomicdog over 12 years ago
Ah, yes. Preteen Haterz…..
axsiter over 12 years ago
DITTO
dramac333 over 12 years ago
It’s interesting to see that while the art style has changed over the past 25 years, the basic characterizations have not – especially Bernice.
ACTIVIST1234 over 12 years ago
Follow the clues, Watson:
- Because there is a 3-week time lag, Mr. Evans left his post the end of August.
- He has indicated that this coming year, Luann and her friends will enter their exciting senior year.
- He is rusty about the senior year, having not been there for at least 20 years. He needs a refresher.
- Many schools in the Midwest and South began their academic years the end of August.
Rather than being on vacation, Mr. Evans has gone deep underground to personally research high school seniors. Teen readers— look at the “new” kids in school this year. He will probaby be covering his neatly-coifed silver hair with a wig, perhaps a disheveled dishwater blond. He will be wearing pink blush on his cheeks to detract from the crows feet around his eyes.
If you spot him, be nice, show him around the school, introduce him to your friends, and let him in on the secrets of how your school REALLY operates. Then tell US!!! We will see this secret info in the strips this coming year!
hjkl; over 12 years ago
OMG I’ve never heard that one. FUNNY!
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Doesn’t the body make vitamin D? Or is sunlight considered an outside item?.I thought Luann was based on his daughter, who has now graduated from Lewis & Clark University, but is his grandson (different mother) old enough by now to help?
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 12 years ago
O fer .. 6 days of pure HELL for some of you is too much, I guess. Maybe TV ought to do reruns. Oh, wait … they already do.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
Art beat me to it…LOL
luann1212 over 12 years ago
I think Greg goes back every now and then. Why I am not sure, but this is such a popular strip he can get away with it. I love that difference between a vitamin and hormone; you can’t hear a vitamin. I guess hormones are sexier period (lol)
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
how do you make a hormone?Don’t pay her.
Naldrin 11 months ago
It’s a pity we never saw more of Melody.