The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 12, 2012

She said don’t settle for just half a loaf.

Life of a slice.

If he thinks she is just going to butter him up, he’s got another think to think.

Sound just like Susan Sunshine.

He may sounds a little crusty, but he’s got proof she’s been barely rising lately by the time he gets home.

He wasn’t raised like that, himself, and it just goes against his grain.

She used to be so sweet….nothing he liked better than a roll in the sack with her …but these days her smile is brittle and dry.

This argument sure gets stale after a while.

She can do butter.

He sounds too rye to be a sourdough.

He’s probably just in a bad mood, misses his percocet, and wondering where she’s had his pillsburyed.

He wants her to stay home raisin’ bread kids for him.

Let’s raise our glasses in a toast to the wholesome loaf…..I give you…..“Bloomers”.

Somebody’s not going to get bread tonight.

Doesn’t that just burn you up?

Some may say that Scott is gauche but I think he is well bred . . . . ☻

She kneads to get her buns in gear.

He’s just having a crumby day.

Another (toldyouso) from mom.

uh oh. he’s toast now

just follow the crumbs

Maybe she is couch potato bread

I wonder if Mr. Hilburn had a bet with someone on how many puns this comic would generate. Probably had a lot of dough on it.

what a crusty ’ol fart.

Not of the upper crust (which stick together with their quantity of dough).

she might have to hire a slice of Dave’s Killer bread to slice this guy up, diagonally if you please.

Well then, who is going to make the dough?

♪ ♫ Mama told me not to crumb… ♪ ♫

The man’s gone crackers.

The puns roll on and on!!!! :-)

What a crummy relationship!

Linux and luvcmx (sounds kinda like twin brothers)…

I’m flattered….. but hey, don’t wish such a thing on poor Scott!

He kneads to go kick a few holes in some donuts.