Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 01, 2012

Fratboys ought to be sterilized. For the common good.

Rat, speaking good sense?FLEE! FLEE! The End is Near!

@ briatollah: Yeah, you and a million other people: http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp

Rat was much more polite than I would have expected.

People who speak this jargon need their heads banged against the hood of a police car.

No, he’s talking about morons who continually bring up politics in a non-political situation. Give it a rest.

Anyone else notice the bro on the left is a workout freak and the one on the right is a pencil neck (pencil arms anyway)?

And they actually left?

The rodent doesn’t need “secondhand stupidity”…he’s overloaded with the first-hand kind!

Breathing second hand stupidity will give you mind cancer.

Damn. I wanted to know if he hooked up with Lauren.

“Sup” was an answer to a clue on Jeopardy.

This is a family forum. You might want to watch what you say.

We never got to hear if the dude on the left hooked up with Lauren or not. I like gossip.

sigh1. Can’t wait until another election is OVER!2. Please know the difference between “you’re” and “your”3. Rat may not be drinking coffee – you never know what is in mug :-)

That’s how I feel listening to politicians.

No, skaters and white guys with dreadlocks and people who say “dude”.

Today Rat speaks for us all.

Rat is right. Surprised they heard him though, after riding in their cars with their boom boxes turned on full blast they should be half deaf by now.

Oh, how many times I’ve wanted to say this…..

I’ve observed that people who label other people tend to make more spelling, grammatical, and usage errors than others. It’s YOU’RE with an apostrophe, meaning “You are”. “Your” is the possessive.

Even though I hate Rat so much… I am with him on this.

LOL xxx

Hilarious to see all these folks willing to choke off free speech so long as it isn’t their free speech. That DOES make it political. The cure is always the Marching Morons. Until you see what happened to the guy who told the leaders how to get rid of them. C.M. Kornbluth If you care to look it up.

we can all soak it up on Wednesday when both idiots see who can tell the biggest lies and get the populace to think either one will make a damn bit of difference in our lives.

The one in the red shirt looks like Seth Rogen in Knocked Up!!!

Wow, it didn’t take long for the wingnuts to get here.

Rat is right—people can be so inconsiderate. Starting, of course, with Rat himself. . . .

So true, Rat.

The movie Idiocracy comes to mind . .

The way I recall it Pepsi was considering a liquid Viagra, to be sold as “Mount and do”. The corollary was that you can pour yourself a stiff one :)

local club restriction: if ball caps are worn, customers will wear them bill-forward, in a proper manner, or be barred permanently (iow: come in the door looking like amos ‘n’ andy, and get told to go and stay gone)

HAHAHOHO! I want to say this to most people I have the unfortunate experience of overhearing…

THE RAT IS RIGHT THIS TIME!!!!!!

Love it!!

Rat always gets to say what I can only think.

Which misses my point about free speech, but hey, why read all my posts. idiocy occupies both side of the pol, spectrum.

Shoot ’em all!

Yep.

“Sup bro? Nada yo.” My translation has that as “what’s up bro? No hi.”

Eh, he had a point. People who talk like cavemen annoy me to bits.